I have not shaved for twenty seven years.
I feel certain that I have whiskers that are older than more than a third of this place's posters.
YES. I trim my self, but as far as shaving ... FUCK THAT!!
(OK, I trim the edges and keep myself looking like a bit shy of a Neanderthal - I shave my neck to preserve a chance of seeming intelligent, but I do not want to give too much all away at once. I feel that seeming a bit unintelligent, fuzzy and slow gives me an advantage over most. I often exploit this advantage by looking so damn redneck or just simply "not right."
Little do those who try to demean me know that I am thirty or a hundred times smarter than they are. LOL!)