Did You Shave Today?

[sg1008]

What if this was called "Did you Groom Today?"

[skyblue1]

Hell lets change it to 'Shit & a Shave'

[DirtDawg]

I would ignore it, because the answer would always be yes.

Shaving is an involced undertaking, however. My shaving reqires a great deal of concentration, so much so that I only do it every two days or so.

I wear a beard, so shaving is an extremely delicate enterprise.

I have whiskers residing on my face that I would wager are older than you are.

(It has been twenty nine years since I sported a shaven face, so there we are.)

[DirtDawg]

Hell lets change it to 'Shit & a Shave'

Shitting happens about three or more times per day.

I can not stand to have a turd in tow. Even the smallest gets ejected immediately as it becomes known.

[sg1008]

For the first time about a week ago my shit alone actually clogged up the toilet.

[odeon]

I didn't shave today either.

[DirtDawg]

For the first time in over four days, I not only shaved, but I also trimmed my beard back some.

I almost resemble something human once again.


... but very old, since all my cinnamon and sugar (my sexy description for how cool my hair and beard look with a bit of gray in it) has now turned into mostly sugar.

:hurl:

[Arya Quinn]

Nope. But I did yesterday.

[odeon]

I still haven't shaved. I might do it tomorrow, though.

[skyblue1]

yes

[odeon]

I did not.

[Arya Quinn]

Yes

[Genesis]

I shaved..... yet I think I need to replace the blade.

[odeon]

No plans to do it today. Tomorrow, maybe.

['andersom']

I didn't.

I do need a haircut badly. If I forget to get it clipped this week, I may be tempted to shave my head, next weekend.