Parking lots

[Semicolon]

  As a pedestrian, I do not notice such things at all. 


  My complaint about parking lots is that sometimes I will be walking through an almost empty parking lot, and some driver
  will seem to follow me because he wants to park exactly where I'm walking.  It makes me feel harassed. 

Why are you walking through empty parking lots in Massachusetts?

["couldbecousin"]

  As a pedestrian, I do not notice such things at all. 


  My complaint about parking lots is that sometimes I will be walking through an almost empty parking lot, and some driver
  will seem to follow me because he wants to park exactly where I'm walking.  It makes me feel harassed. 

Why are you walking through empty parking lots in Massachusetts?

  Because my legs aren't long enough for me to walk through empty parking lots outside Massachusetts. 

[Semicolon]

  As a pedestrian, I do not notice such things at all. 


  My complaint about parking lots is that sometimes I will be walking through an almost empty parking lot, and some driver
  will seem to follow me because he wants to park exactly where I'm walking.  It makes me feel harassed. 

Why are you walking through empty parking lots in Massachusetts?

  Because my legs aren't long enough for me to walk through empty parking lots outside Massachusetts. 

Take a bus.

["couldbecousin"]

  As a pedestrian, I do not notice such things at all. 


  My complaint about parking lots is that sometimes I will be walking through an almost empty parking lot, and some driver
  will seem to follow me because he wants to park exactly where I'm walking.  It makes me feel harassed. 

Why are you walking through empty parking lots in Massachusetts?

  Because my legs aren't long enough for me to walk through empty parking lots outside Massachusetts. 

Take a bus.

  I took several buses today, I am an enthusiastic user of public transport! 

[Semicolon]

  As a pedestrian, I do not notice such things at all. 


  My complaint about parking lots is that sometimes I will be walking through an almost empty parking lot, and some driver
  will seem to follow me because he wants to park exactly where I'm walking.  It makes me feel harassed. 

Why are you walking through empty parking lots in Massachusetts?

  Because my legs aren't long enough for me to walk through empty parking lots outside Massachusetts. 

Take a bus.

  I took several buses today, I am an enthusiastic user of public transport! 

You should give the buses back, so others can use them.

["couldbecousin"]

  The punctuation mark seems rather literal-minded!  Perhaps he has the Ass Burgers! 

[Semicolon]

  The punctuation mark seems rather literal-minded!  Perhaps he has the Ass Burgers! 

Now you insult me by saying that I am afflicted with a horrible illness.

I am stopping a serious case of public transit theft.

["couldbecousin"]

  The punctuation mark seems rather literal-minded!  Perhaps he has the Ass Burgers! 

Now you insult me by saying that I am afflicted with a horrible illness.

I am stopping a serious case of public transit theft.

  You're just posting on the internet.  You ain't stopping shit! 

[Icequeen]

Our new WalMart has the parking lot on a hill. When those carts get loose they can build up some serious speed. 

I have taken to parking on the side with the employees away from the cart returns.

[Semicolon]

  The punctuation mark seems rather literal-minded!  Perhaps he has the Ass Burgers! 

Now you insult me by saying that I am afflicted with a horrible illness.

I am stopping a serious case of public transit theft.

  You're just posting on the internet.  You ain't stopping shit! 

I don't have to stop you; the NSA will. Everything I post is vitally important to read.

["couldbecousin"]

  The punctuation mark seems rather literal-minded!  Perhaps he has the Ass Burgers! 

Now you insult me by saying that I am afflicted with a horrible illness.

I am stopping a serious case of public transit theft.

  You're just posting on the internet.  You ain't stopping shit! 

I don't have to stop you; the NSA will. Everything I post is vitally important to read.

  Do you really want the NSA reading everything you post?  I didn't think so. 

[Semicolon]

  The punctuation mark seems rather literal-minded!  Perhaps he has the Ass Burgers! 

Now you insult me by saying that I am afflicted with a horrible illness.

I am stopping a serious case of public transit theft.

  You're just posting on the internet.  You ain't stopping shit! 

I don't have to stop you; the NSA will. Everything I post is vitally important to read.

  Do you really want the NSA reading everything you post?  I didn't think so. 

I can't help it; my posts are too interesting.

[odeon]

  The punctuation mark seems rather literal-minded!  Perhaps he has the Ass Burgers! 

Now you insult me by saying that I am afflicted with a horrible illness.

I am stopping a serious case of public transit theft.

  You're just posting on the internet.  You ain't stopping shit! 

I don't have to stop you; the NSA will. Everything I post is vitally important to read.

  Do you really want the NSA reading everything you post?  I didn't think so. 

I can't help it; my posts are too interesting.

There. Another NSA employer just killed himself.

[Semicolon]

I can't help it; my posts are too interesting.

There. Another NSA employer just killed himself.

One good deed every day.

[odeon]

^should have said "employee" up there. I wonder what I was thinking.