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As a pedestrian, I do not notice such things at all. My complaint about parking lots is that sometimes I will be walking through an almost empty parking lot, and some driver will seem to follow me because he wants to park exactly where I'm walking. It makes me feel harassed.
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Quote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:11:14 PM As a pedestrian, I do not notice such things at all. My complaint about parking lots is that sometimes I will be walking through an almost empty parking lot, and some driver will seem to follow me because he wants to park exactly where I'm walking. It makes me feel harassed. Why are you walking through empty parking lots in Massachusetts?
Quote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 05:16:37 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:11:14 PM As a pedestrian, I do not notice such things at all. My complaint about parking lots is that sometimes I will be walking through an almost empty parking lot, and some driver will seem to follow me because he wants to park exactly where I'm walking. It makes me feel harassed. Why are you walking through empty parking lots in Massachusetts? Because my legs aren't long enough for me to walk through empty parking lots outside Massachusetts.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:18:22 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 05:16:37 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:11:14 PM As a pedestrian, I do not notice such things at all. My complaint about parking lots is that sometimes I will be walking through an almost empty parking lot, and some driver will seem to follow me because he wants to park exactly where I'm walking. It makes me feel harassed. Why are you walking through empty parking lots in Massachusetts? Because my legs aren't long enough for me to walk through empty parking lots outside Massachusetts. Take a bus.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 05:19:20 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:18:22 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 05:16:37 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:11:14 PM As a pedestrian, I do not notice such things at all. My complaint about parking lots is that sometimes I will be walking through an almost empty parking lot, and some driver will seem to follow me because he wants to park exactly where I'm walking. It makes me feel harassed. Why are you walking through empty parking lots in Massachusetts? Because my legs aren't long enough for me to walk through empty parking lots outside Massachusetts. Take a bus. I took several buses today, I am an enthusiastic user of public transport!
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Quote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:36:22 PM The punctuation mark seems rather literal-minded! Perhaps he has the Ass Burgers! Now you insult me by saying that I am afflicted with a horrible illness. I am stopping a serious case of public transit theft.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 05:42:24 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:36:22 PM The punctuation mark seems rather literal-minded! Perhaps he has the Ass Burgers! Now you insult me by saying that I am afflicted with a horrible illness. I am stopping a serious case of public transit theft. You're just posting on the internet. You ain't stopping shit!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:45:48 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 05:42:24 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:36:22 PM The punctuation mark seems rather literal-minded! Perhaps he has the Ass Burgers! Now you insult me by saying that I am afflicted with a horrible illness. I am stopping a serious case of public transit theft. You're just posting on the internet. You ain't stopping shit! I don't have to stop you; the NSA will. Everything I post is vitally important to read.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 05:51:08 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:45:48 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 05:42:24 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:36:22 PM The punctuation mark seems rather literal-minded! Perhaps he has the Ass Burgers! Now you insult me by saying that I am afflicted with a horrible illness. I am stopping a serious case of public transit theft. You're just posting on the internet. You ain't stopping shit! I don't have to stop you; the NSA will. Everything I post is vitally important to read. Do you really want the NSA reading everything you post? I didn't think so.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 06:01:41 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 05:51:08 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:45:48 PMQuote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 05:42:24 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 21, 2014, 05:36:22 PM The punctuation mark seems rather literal-minded! Perhaps he has the Ass Burgers! Now you insult me by saying that I am afflicted with a horrible illness. I am stopping a serious case of public transit theft. You're just posting on the internet. You ain't stopping shit! I don't have to stop you; the NSA will. Everything I post is vitally important to read. Do you really want the NSA reading everything you post? I didn't think so. I can't help it; my posts are too interesting.
Quote from: Semicolon on January 21, 2014, 06:07:22 PMI can't help it; my posts are too interesting. There. Another NSA employer just killed himself.
I can't help it; my posts are too interesting.
