And not to forget, the recent case of a pig owned bird having to make an emergency landing,doing so on top of the roof of a bar, where that night the pub had a band in for live music ;
The roof couldn't support the bird, and the roof caved in, absolute miracle nobody was killed from the pub. I can't remember if either of the two coppers died, but I most sincerely hope they suffered horribly and died alone and frightened.