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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #60 on: May 04, 2014, 05:59:33 AM »
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Do what's expected of you as a spazz. Go berserk. :P

You've been spending too much time with Lit. :litigious: :P

Perhaps it's something in the snow. :GA:

We don't have any. :GA:

Then it's Lit. :GA:

Lit is not around either. He should come back, talking Latin.
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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #61 on: May 04, 2014, 06:06:16 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 04, 2014, 05:59:33 AM
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Do what's expected of you as a spazz. Go berserk. :P

You've been spending too much time with Lit. :litigious: :P

Perhaps it's something in the snow. :GA:

We don't have any. :GA:

Then it's Lit. :GA:

Lit is not around either. He should come back, talking Latin.

The exposure has already happened. :GA:
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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #62 on: May 04, 2014, 11:23:07 PM »
Did he go berserk already? :-\
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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #63 on: May 05, 2014, 02:04:01 AM »
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Did he go berserk already? :-\

Nah, he is being a gentle soul on ASDC.
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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #64 on: May 05, 2014, 12:42:21 PM »
Only one thing for it, Al.

A few lengths of endcapped copper pipe, stuffed full of NC or black powder, an electronic igniter and mercury switch, situated under the driver's seat area and/or fuel tank of that lying arseweasel's car.

a bag of rusty nails, bolts, and broken glass optional but most likely quite effective.

As soon as the car starts and moves off, the mercury switch will trip, setting off the electric match (a cap bank and length of fine nichrome wire will do the trick, coating it in a paste made of match heads will help ensure ignition.)
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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2014, 10:54:41 PM »
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Did he go berserk already? :-\

Nah, he is being a gentle soul on ASDC.

So he's saving his grumpiness to I2? :zoinks:
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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #66 on: May 06, 2014, 12:18:29 AM »
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Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2014, 11:23:07 PM
Did he go berserk already? :-\

Nah, he is being a gentle soul on ASDC.

So he's saving his grumpiness to I2? :zoinks:

Nah, just saving his ass for us.  :santa:
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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #67 on: May 06, 2014, 11:45:49 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 06, 2014, 12:18:29 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 05, 2014, 10:54:41 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 05, 2014, 02:04:01 AM
Quote from: odeon on May 04, 2014, 11:23:07 PM
Did he go berserk already? :-\

Nah, he is being a gentle soul on ASDC.

So he's saving his grumpiness to I2? :zoinks:

Nah, just saving his ass for us.  :santa:

That's very nice of him.
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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #68 on: May 07, 2014, 10:33:02 PM »
I don't shop often, but when I do I kind of enter my own little zone of stimming. I have found I can tolerate it better when I walk to the store as opposed to arriving in a car. When I walk I tend to wear headphones or fully embed myself in my own thoughts so that walking into the store is less of a transition and I just continue the walk right on back out and back home. When driving I always end up getting car sick....
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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #69 on: May 08, 2014, 05:17:32 PM »
Am in a zone in stores too. Someone often ruins it.
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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #70 on: May 08, 2014, 06:08:38 PM »
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Am in a zone in stores too. Someone often ruins it.

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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #71 on: May 08, 2014, 10:32:36 PM »
Talking. It would seem I'm approachable.
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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #72 on: May 08, 2014, 10:41:12 PM »
I hate it when they approach and ask if I need any help. I was in a bookshop the other day and basically browsing their offerings when someone did that. Do they honestly think that people only visit when looking for something in particular?
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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #73 on: May 08, 2014, 10:50:23 PM »
It's more excusable when it's store personnel doing their job.
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Re: I am a grumpy old man IRL
« Reply #74 on: May 08, 2014, 10:51:03 PM »
:GA:
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