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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #105 on: January 22, 2014, 11:49:24 PM »

  I don't know much about the law.  I had heard a rumor that Beiber was to be deported to Canada, time will tell.  :dunno:
I didn't know Canada was the Hollywood alternative to jail. :laugh:

  Well, besides being Beib's native country, Canada has ... beer and maple syrup and moose!  Not exactly hard time.  :laugh:

Got it. Didn't know he's a Canadian.

  Poor Canada, I wonder if they hope he'll just stay here!  :laugh:

There have been other Canadians. Think about it.

Justin Bieber. William Shatner.

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Just think about it.
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #106 on: January 23, 2014, 06:10:49 AM »
Singer Justin Bieber was arrested early Thursday for drag racing and DUI in Miami Beach, police said.

Bieber was in a rented Lamborghini, police sources told NBC 6 South Florida.

No other details of the arrest were immediately known.

Bieber has been spotted in different places around town the past few days, including a Miami Beach skate shop in a photo posted on Instagram.

The Opa-locka Police Department is also investigating an unauthorized escort of Bieber, a police spokesman said Wednesday.




http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Justin-Bieber-Arrested-for-Drag-Racing-DUI-in-Miami-Beach-241624971.html

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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #107 on: January 23, 2014, 10:59:02 AM »
Deport the kid already. He's a repeat offender.
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #108 on: January 23, 2014, 01:16:49 PM »
Singer Justin Bieber was arrested early Thursday for drag racing and DUI in Miami Beach, police said.

Bieber was in a rented Lamborghini, police sources told NBC 6 South Florida.

No other details of the arrest were immediately known.

Bieber has been spotted in different places around town the past few days, including a Miami Beach skate shop in a photo posted on Instagram.

The Opa-locka Police Department is also investigating an unauthorized escort of Bieber, a police spokesman said Wednesday.




http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/Justin-Bieber-Arrested-for-Drag-Racing-DUI-in-Miami-Beach-241624971.html

Hooray! Hopefully the little piece of shit will be jailed this time. Here are some old memes to celebrate, the first is what will happen to him, the second is how he'll look after the first week. Note, cock n balls on the real biebs much smaller.





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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #109 on: January 23, 2014, 02:17:56 PM »
Now Bieber and his mentor can go to classes together.  :zoinks:


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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #110 on: January 23, 2014, 08:14:41 PM »
OMG!! Justin Beiber!! :GA:
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #111 on: January 23, 2014, 08:20:40 PM »
This thread is a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day, especially now that it connects the bieb to goatse and prison sex. XD
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #112 on: January 24, 2014, 01:57:08 AM »
Now Bieber and his mentor can go to classes together.  :zoinks:



They can grow up together. :zoinks:
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #113 on: January 24, 2014, 07:42:19 AM »

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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #114 on: January 24, 2014, 08:37:34 AM »
Deport the kid already. He's a repeat offender.

My thoughts exactly,  the case could easily be made that he is a hazard to to public.  One of my brothers friends was refused entry to Canada due to a 10 plus year old DUI because they said that he was considered  a risk even though he had no other problems since
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #115 on: January 24, 2014, 12:56:00 PM »
OMG!! Justin Beiber!! :GA:
OMG!! Justin Beiber!! :omg:
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I think it's hilarious. Just like OMG!! Facebook!! :GA:    :lol1:
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #116 on: January 24, 2014, 03:04:28 PM »
When I first became aware of him I had a very bad opinion of him.  I thought his name was a stage name and I thought it was scandalous, Justin Beaver.  Still haven't changed my mind.
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #117 on: January 24, 2014, 03:08:12 PM »
That's funny. The first I heard of him was while in an electronics shop, when I distinctly heard my daughter ask me to look for a CD with somebody named Justin Beaver. My wife says she heard the same.

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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #118 on: January 24, 2014, 05:19:26 PM »
 :zoinks:

"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #119 on: January 24, 2014, 08:11:46 PM »
:zoinks:



Are you sure his thing is that big? 
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