Justin Bieber to Retire

[Jack]

  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd! 

I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him.

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true! 

Why isn't he in jail yet?

  A friend of Beiber's has taken responsibility for the drugs. 

Does that even matter if it was in his home?

["couldbecousin"]

  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd! 

I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him.

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true! 

Why isn't he in jail yet?

  A friend of Beiber's has taken responsibility for the drugs. 

Does that even matter if it was in his home?

  I don't know much about the law.  I had heard a rumor that Beiber was to be deported to Canada, time will tell. 

[Jack]

  I don't know much about the law.  I had heard a rumor that Beiber was to be deported to Canada, time will tell. 

I didn't know Canada was the Hollywood alternative to jail.

[odeon]

I stumbled upon a BBC talk show last night where Mark Wahlberg was explaining to Graham Norton that he wanted to do a film with Justin Bieber.

I previously had the impression that Wahlberg was a reasonably rational and intelligent person, a good actor who's evolved into a decent producer. A shame, really.

["couldbecousin"]

  I don't know much about the law.  I had heard a rumor that Beiber was to be deported to Canada, time will tell. 

I didn't know Canada was the Hollywood alternative to jail.

  Well, besides being Beib's native country, Canada has ... beer and maple syrup and moose!  Not exactly hard time. 

['andersom']

  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd! 

I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him.

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true! 

Why isn't he in jail yet?

  A friend of Beiber's has taken responsibility for the drugs. 

Will he now visit his friend in jail?

["couldbecousin"]

  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd! 

I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him.

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true! 

Why isn't he in jail yet?

  A friend of Beiber's has taken responsibility for the drugs. 

Will he now visit his friend in jail?

  I don't know if anyone is in jail at this point. 

['andersom']

  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd! 

I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him.

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true! 

Why isn't he in jail yet?

  A friend of Beiber's has taken responsibility for the drugs. 

Will he now visit his friend in jail?

  I don't know if anyone is in jail at this point. 

Someone should make a movie about this, exploring the options. 

["couldbecousin"]

  I'm sure Odeon would love to show that movie at his cinema!  But who would play Beiber? 

['andersom']

  I'm sure Odeon would love to show that movie at his cinema!  But who would play Beiber? 

Either an exceptionally good actor, who is willing to risk his reputation, by playing Bieber, or ..... drumroll ..... Bieber himself.
Who better to play the celebrity trainwreck? It will be a very realistic movie, with lots of havoc, probably murder.

["couldbecousin"]

  I'm sure Odeon would love to show that movie at his cinema!  But who would play Beiber? 

Either an exceptionally good actor, who is willing to risk his reputation, by playing Bieber, or ..... drumroll ..... Bieber himself.
Who better to play the celebrity trainwreck? It will be a very realistic movie, with lots of havoc, probably murder.

  He should probably hurry up and film it, while he still has fans left. 

[Jack]

  I don't know much about the law.  I had heard a rumor that Beiber was to be deported to Canada, time will tell. 

I didn't know Canada was the Hollywood alternative to jail.

  Well, besides being Beib's native country, Canada has ... beer and maple syrup and moose!  Not exactly hard time. 

Got it. Didn't know he's a Canadian.

["couldbecousin"]

  I don't know much about the law.  I had heard a rumor that Beiber was to be deported to Canada, time will tell. 

I didn't know Canada was the Hollywood alternative to jail.

  Well, besides being Beib's native country, Canada has ... beer and maple syrup and moose!  Not exactly hard time. 

Got it. Didn't know he's a Canadian.

  Poor Canada, I wonder if they hope he'll just stay here! 

[Jack]

[odeon]

  I'm sure Odeon would love to show that movie at his cinema!  But who would play Beiber? 

Robert de Niro.