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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #75 on: January 19, 2014, 11:25:54 PM »
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #76 on: January 20, 2014, 05:30:59 AM »
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #77 on: January 20, 2014, 01:35:41 PM »
The papers write a lot about the boy wonder's death drug today. Why can't he just do the decent thing and OD?
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #78 on: January 20, 2014, 01:45:17 PM »
The papers write a lot about the boy wonder's death drug today. Why can't he just do the decent thing and OD?

He needs to OD whilst being roughly penetrated by a tranny high on meth.

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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #79 on: January 20, 2014, 01:46:29 PM »
The papers write a lot about the boy wonder's death drug today. Why can't he just do the decent thing and OD?

He needs to OD whilst being roughly penetrated by a tranny high on meth.

Poor tranny.
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #80 on: January 20, 2014, 02:27:14 PM »
Heh, he has hebrew tattoos, but is also the same guy who was confused at the word "german" during an interview. This is not a "urban legend", as I saw it happning. They explained that "german" is what we call the language of the people of "germany"

This did not clarify it, for young Justin, as he was unfamiliar with the word "germany"

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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #81 on: January 20, 2014, 02:52:05 PM »
Heh, he has hebrew tattoos, but is also the same guy who was confused at the word "german" during an interview. This is not a "urban legend", as I saw it happning. They explained that "german" is what we call the language of the people of "germany"

This did not clarify it, for young Justin, as he was unfamiliar with the word "germany"

o_-

Hebrew tattoos  :zombiefuck:  That's kinda an oxymoron
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #82 on: January 20, 2014, 03:52:33 PM »
Heh, he has hebrew tattoos, but is also the same guy who was confused at the word "german" during an interview. This is not a "urban legend", as I saw it happning. They explained that "german" is what we call the language of the people of "germany"

This did not clarify it, for young Justin, as he was unfamiliar with the word "germany"

o_-

Hebrew tattoos  :zombiefuck:  That's kinda an oxymoron

don't tell justin that. He wouldn't understand "hebrew" or "oxymoron"

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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #83 on: January 20, 2014, 04:41:13 PM »

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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #84 on: January 20, 2014, 11:34:46 PM »
Whoever wrote that should edit it.

And that boy is sick in the head.
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #85 on: January 21, 2014, 06:44:36 AM »
Hehehe
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #86 on: January 21, 2014, 01:12:28 PM »
Seriously, bieber needs to be fucked over in a very public and humiliating way. If I had it my way I'd wave my magic IRL troll wand and have the little prick penniless and reduced to sucking cock at bus stops for crack money.

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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #87 on: January 21, 2014, 01:14:22 PM »
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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #88 on: January 21, 2014, 03:52:42 PM »
Whoever wrote that should edit it.

OMG WAI?!

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Re: Justin Bieber to Retire
« Reply #89 on: January 21, 2014, 04:25:02 PM »
  Bieber may as well retire.  His fans are outgrowing him and I doubt he has any "next level" to which to take his
  Autotuned crap music.  He's also becoming a detestable little asshole.  Time for him to disappear into the crowd!  :thumbup:


I keep hoping they find drugs in his tour van and jail him. :zoinks:

  Apparently his home was raided by police recently after he threw eggs at a neighbor's house.
  I hear drugs were found in the Beiber home, and that his cell phone was seized.  Fairy tales DO come true!  :rofl:


Why isn't he in jail yet? :zoinks:

  A friend of Beiber's has taken responsibility for the drugs.  :(
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