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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #30 on: February 11, 2008, 08:07:32 PM »
i can pull down my pants and shoot a half dozen poopie pellets in his face.

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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #31 on: February 11, 2008, 08:36:23 PM »
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Soph on February 11, 2008, 06:35:42 PM
I don't think we should shoot calandale

Guillotine instead perhaps?

Too painless.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #32 on: February 11, 2008, 10:00:45 PM »
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Soph on February 11, 2008, 06:35:42 PM
I don't think we should shoot calandale

Guillotine instead perhaps?

Too painless.

We could coat you in flaming napalm first.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #33 on: February 11, 2008, 10:42:02 PM »
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 10:00:45 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Soph on February 11, 2008, 06:35:42 PM
I don't think we should shoot calandale

Guillotine instead perhaps?

Too painless.

We could coat you in flaming napalm first.

Fire is a good choice. Sadly, my defenses usually
kick in around it.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #34 on: February 11, 2008, 10:49:48 PM »
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 10:42:02 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 10:00:45 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Soph on February 11, 2008, 06:35:42 PM
I don't think we should shoot calandale

Guillotine instead perhaps?

Too painless.

We could coat you in flaming napalm first.

Fire is a good choice. Sadly, my defenses usually
kick in around it.

That's why we're welding chains to you first.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #35 on: February 11, 2008, 10:51:41 PM »


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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #36 on: February 11, 2008, 11:01:44 PM »
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 10:49:48 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 10:42:02 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 10:00:45 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Soph on February 11, 2008, 06:35:42 PM
I don't think we should shoot calandale

Guillotine instead perhaps?

Too painless.

We could coat you in flaming napalm first.

Fire is a good choice. Sadly, my defenses usually
kick in around it.

That's why we're welding chains to you first.

Have to attempt cold welding.
But, still, metal is of the earth.

Not likely.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #37 on: February 12, 2008, 12:15:10 AM »
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 11:01:44 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 10:49:48 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 10:42:02 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 10:00:45 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Soph on February 11, 2008, 06:35:42 PM
I don't think we should shoot calandale

Guillotine instead perhaps?

Too painless.

We could coat you in flaming napalm first.

Fire is a good choice. Sadly, my defenses usually
kick in around it.

That's why we're welding chains to you first.

Have to attempt cold welding.
But, still, metal is of the earth.

Not likely.
I will just open a dimensional portal around your midsection then close it.   That will leave part of you in one dimension and the other part in another, effectively cutting you in half.  That might do the trick.
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2008, 03:12:25 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on February 12, 2008, 12:15:10 AM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 11:01:44 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 10:49:48 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 10:42:02 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 10:00:45 PM
Quote from: Lucinda on February 11, 2008, 08:36:23 PM
Quote from: Bucky Katt on February 11, 2008, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Soph on February 11, 2008, 06:35:42 PM
I don't think we should shoot calandale

Guillotine instead perhaps?

Too painless.

We could coat you in flaming napalm first.

Fire is a good choice. Sadly, my defenses usually
kick in around it.

That's why we're welding chains to you first.

Have to attempt cold welding.
But, still, metal is of the earth.

Not likely.
I will just open a dimensional portal around your midsection then close it.   That will leave part of you in one dimension and the other part in another, effectively cutting you in half.  That might do the trick.

Never tried that. It MIGHT make more of me though.  :o
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Re: How many ways can you shoot Calandale in the face with a shotgun?
« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2015, 11:40:47 PM »
This made me laugh.
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