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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2006, 10:43:35 AM »
So nobody's going to volunteer something for someone else to label? :bigcry:
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2006, 10:46:04 AM »
A girl who habitually makes out with her flatmate quite passionately in bars and clubs, but who never intends to go further with the flatmate.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2006, 10:47:52 AM »
A beautiful thing.

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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2006, 11:30:09 AM »
I wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes.  8)

The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.
oh baby.
and i bet that when you clench it gets oh so tight.
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2006, 11:53:00 AM »
I wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes.  8)

The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.
oh baby.
and i bet that when you clench it gets oh so tight.

Getting all hot under the collar there, Mcj?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2006, 11:54:39 AM »
I wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes.  8)

The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.
oh baby.
and i bet that when you clench it gets oh so tight.

Getting all hot under the collar there, Mcj?
just dreaming about some scottish man loving.
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2006, 12:09:51 PM »
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.  ;)

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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2006, 12:15:44 PM »
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.  ;)

Swedes are the best.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2006, 12:16:10 PM »
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.  ;)

Swedes are the best.
and the most depressed.
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2006, 12:21:00 PM »
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.  ;)

Swedes are the best.
and the most depressed.

It would be interesting to find out whether Swedes or Scots are more depressed.  The west coast of Scotland is particularly bad for depression.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2006, 12:25:59 PM »
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.  ;)

Swedes are the best.
and the most depressed.

It would be interesting to find out whether Swedes or Scots are more depressed.  The west coast of Scotland is particularly bad for depression.
and whether the weather plays a role?
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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2006, 12:31:42 PM »
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.  ;)

Swedes are the best.
and the most depressed.

It would be interesting to find out whether Swedes or Scots are more depressed.  The west coast of Scotland is particularly bad for depression.
and whether the weather plays a role?

The weather plays a role in everything here.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2006, 12:46:13 PM »
I think the weather on the Swedish west coast is about as bad as the weather on the west coast of Scotland, at least in Autumn and Winter.

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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2006, 12:58:11 PM »
Having sex with someone of the same sex to avoid seasonal affect disorder because you're somehow in two places at once- the swedish west coast and scottish west coast.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2006, 01:00:09 PM »
Having sex with someone of the same sex to avoid seasonal affect disorder because you're somehow in two places at once- the swedish west coast and scottish west coast.
a beautiful thing?
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