Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. -- Camille Paglia.
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Thank you, dear cow! Today I am going to walk to and from work instead of taking cabs ($10 each way) or buses ($1.50 each way). Walking/wobbling = WINNING !
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Walking in Massachusetts is . There are and .
Quote from: Semicolon on December 16, 2013, 12:45:46 PMWalking in Massachusetts is . There are and .Not to forget, the roams there. Walking in Massachusetts is very
I couldn't walk to or from work today because this weekend's has left most of the sidewalks blocked and it's dangerous to walk out in the road near moving cars. I had to take the bus and spent $3.00 for the day. On the up side, I did score some free food and coffee at work, and once the snow melts, it's walking time again!
Maybe a local sporting goods store would GIVE me a pair of snowshoes if I endorsed them.
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 17, 2013, 12:20:22 AM Maybe a local sporting goods store would GIVE me a pair of snowshoes if I endorsed them. Assuming they're made for Weebles.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 17, 2013, 12:25:00 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 17, 2013, 12:20:22 AM Maybe a local sporting goods store would GIVE me a pair of snowshoes if I endorsed them. Assuming they're made for Weebles. If so, my Weeble body would make a great billboard for the sporting goods store!
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 17, 2013, 12:26:49 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 17, 2013, 12:25:00 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on December 17, 2013, 12:20:22 AM Maybe a local sporting goods store would GIVE me a pair of snowshoes if I endorsed them. Assuming they're made for Weebles. If so, my Weeble body would make a great billboard for the sporting goods store! There are Weeble skis.