Why don't vampires usually get women pregnant?They can't come inside without permission.
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Quote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 10:00:41 PMI deleted the inner quotes. I kind of liked all the quotes centering on the cow.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Click "Reply" rather than "Quote", please.
Semicolon is the worst offender. We're watching that one very closely.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 16, 2014, 05:22:11 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 15, 2014, 10:01:51 PM Semicolon is the worst offender. We're watching that one very closely. I'm innocent. I can see what you're doing. You're trying to get me to participate in another long quote pyramid.
Quote from: couldbecousin on July 15, 2014, 10:01:51 PM Semicolon is the worst offender. We're watching that one very closely. I'm innocent.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Semicolon on July 16, 2014, 05:22:11 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 15, 2014, 10:01:51 PM Semicolon is the worst offender. We're watching that one very closely. I'm innocent.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 18, 2014, 02:43:18 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 16, 2014, 05:22:11 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 15, 2014, 10:01:51 PM Semicolon is the worst offender. We're watching that one very closely. I'm innocent. Then prove it.
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 01:39:39 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 09:57:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 08:55:49 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 08:33:31 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 08:23:29 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 06:09:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 03:10:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 09:52:28 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 04:44:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 07:56:30 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 07:33:55 AMThat's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members: Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious. And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.They were all here anyway, postwhoring. Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. Then what is your alibi? I was in the northern part of the Netherlands, and that is not where this happened. Also, I do not leave trunk marks on victims of mine. Only marks of hooves and horns.How do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands? Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.But there are trees and grass in the picture, and there are trees and grass in the Netherlands. Case closed. Your reputation as elusive spin doctor is well known. It will not help you in court.Your ad hominem attacks won't defend you against my logic.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 09:57:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 08:55:49 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 08:33:31 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 08:23:29 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 06:09:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 03:10:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 09:52:28 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 04:44:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 07:56:30 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 07:33:55 AMThat's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members: Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious. And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.They were all here anyway, postwhoring. Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. Then what is your alibi? I was in the northern part of the Netherlands, and that is not where this happened. Also, I do not leave trunk marks on victims of mine. Only marks of hooves and horns.How do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands? Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.But there are trees and grass in the picture, and there are trees and grass in the Netherlands. Case closed. Your reputation as elusive spin doctor is well known. It will not help you in court.
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 08:55:49 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 08:33:31 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 08:23:29 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 06:09:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 03:10:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 09:52:28 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 04:44:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 07:56:30 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 07:33:55 AMThat's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members: Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious. And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.They were all here anyway, postwhoring. Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. Then what is your alibi? I was in the northern part of the Netherlands, and that is not where this happened. Also, I do not leave trunk marks on victims of mine. Only marks of hooves and horns.How do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands? Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.But there are trees and grass in the picture, and there are trees and grass in the Netherlands. Case closed.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 08:33:31 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 08:23:29 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 06:09:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 03:10:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 09:52:28 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 04:44:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 07:56:30 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 07:33:55 AMThat's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members: Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious. And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.They were all here anyway, postwhoring. Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. Then what is your alibi? I was in the northern part of the Netherlands, and that is not where this happened. Also, I do not leave trunk marks on victims of mine. Only marks of hooves and horns.How do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands? Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 08:23:29 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 06:09:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 03:10:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 09:52:28 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 04:44:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 07:56:30 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 07:33:55 AMThat's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members: Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious. And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.They were all here anyway, postwhoring. Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. Then what is your alibi? I was in the northern part of the Netherlands, and that is not where this happened. Also, I do not leave trunk marks on victims of mine. Only marks of hooves and horns.How do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands?
Quote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 06:09:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 03:10:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 09:52:28 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 04:44:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 07:56:30 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 07:33:55 AMThat's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members: Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious. And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.They were all here anyway, postwhoring. Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. Then what is your alibi? I was in the northern part of the Netherlands, and that is not where this happened. Also, I do not leave trunk marks on victims of mine. Only marks of hooves and horns.
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 03:10:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 09:52:28 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 04:44:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 07:56:30 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 07:33:55 AMThat's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members: Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious. And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.They were all here anyway, postwhoring. Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. Then what is your alibi?
Quote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 09:52:28 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 04:44:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 07:56:30 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 07:33:55 AMThat's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members: Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious. And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.They were all here anyway, postwhoring. Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable.
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 04:44:05 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 07:56:30 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 07:33:55 AMThat's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members: Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious. And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.They were all here anyway, postwhoring.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 07:56:30 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 07:33:55 AMThat's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members: Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious. And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 07:33:55 AMThat's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members:
That's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 18, 2014, 05:07:15 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on July 18, 2014, 02:43:18 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 16, 2014, 05:22:11 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on July 15, 2014, 10:01:51 PM Semicolon is the worst offender. We're watching that one very closely. I'm innocent. Then prove it. Here you go:Quote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 09:11:44 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 01:39:39 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 09:57:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 08:55:49 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 08:33:31 AMHow do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands? Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.But there are trees and grass in the picture, and there are trees and grass in the Netherlands. Case closed. Your reputation as elusive spin doctor is well known. It will not help you in court.Your ad hominem attacks won't defend you against my logic.
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 01:39:39 PMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 09:57:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 08:55:49 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 08:33:31 AMHow do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands? Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.But there are trees and grass in the picture, and there are trees and grass in the Netherlands. Case closed. Your reputation as elusive spin doctor is well known. It will not help you in court.Your ad hominem attacks won't defend you against my logic.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 09:57:54 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 08:55:49 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 08:33:31 AMHow do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands? Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.But there are trees and grass in the picture, and there are trees and grass in the Netherlands. Case closed. Your reputation as elusive spin doctor is well known. It will not help you in court.
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 14, 2014, 08:55:49 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 08:33:31 AMHow do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands? Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.But there are trees and grass in the picture, and there are trees and grass in the Netherlands. Case closed.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 14, 2014, 08:33:31 AMHow do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands? Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.
How do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands?
That proves only that Odeon will soon type furiously at you for spreading quote pyramids.
Quote from: Semicolon on July 18, 2014, 10:20:09 PMThat proves only that Odeon will soon type furiously at you for spreading quote pyramids. I was merely providing evidence for your trial