Calling all Weebulz...

[Semicolon]

Hyke tried jumping over a fence to escape the pizza:

That's not me, I can fly.

It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there.
She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got.
There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.

I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members:

Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious.

And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.

They were all here anyway, postwhoring.

["couldbecousin"]

         I for one will be happy to testify that the mastodon is a lying, scheming sack of shit!

['andersom']

Hyke tried jumping over a fence to escape the pizza:

That's not me, I can fly.

It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there.
She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got.
There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.

I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members:

Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious.

And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.

They were all here anyway, postwhoring.

Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. 

[Semicolon]

         I for one will be happy to testify that the mastodon is a lying, scheming sack of shit!

I'd call you out, but look where you are.

Hyke tried jumping over a fence to escape the pizza:

That's not me, I can fly.

It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there.
She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got.
There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.

I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members:

Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious.

And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.

They were all here anyway, postwhoring.

Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. 

Then what is your alibi?

['andersom']

         I for one will be happy to testify that the mastodon is a lying, scheming sack of shit!

I'd call you out, but look where you are.

Hyke tried jumping over a fence to escape the pizza:

That's not me, I can fly.

It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there.
She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got.
There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.

I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members:

Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious.

And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.

They were all here anyway, postwhoring.

Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. 

Then what is your alibi?

I was in the northern part of the Netherlands, and that is not where this happened.

Also, I do not leave trunk marks on victims of mine. Only marks of hooves and horns.

[Semicolon]

         I for one will be happy to testify that the mastodon is a lying, scheming sack of shit!

I'd call you out, but look where you are.

Hyke tried jumping over a fence to escape the pizza:

That's not me, I can fly.

It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there.
She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got.
There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.

I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members:

Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious.

And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.

They were all here anyway, postwhoring.

Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. 

Then what is your alibi?

I was in the northern part of the Netherlands, and that is not where this happened.

Also, I do not leave trunk marks on victims of mine. Only marks of hooves and horns.

How do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands?

['andersom']

         I for one will be happy to testify that the mastodon is a lying, scheming sack of shit!

I'd call you out, but look where you are.

Hyke tried jumping over a fence to escape the pizza:

That's not me, I can fly.

It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there.
She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got.
There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.

I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members:

Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious.

And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.

They were all here anyway, postwhoring.

Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. 

Then what is your alibi?

I was in the northern part of the Netherlands, and that is not where this happened.

Also, I do not leave trunk marks on victims of mine. Only marks of hooves and horns.

How do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands?

Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.

[Semicolon]

         I for one will be happy to testify that the mastodon is a lying, scheming sack of shit!

I'd call you out, but look where you are.

Hyke tried jumping over a fence to escape the pizza:

That's not me, I can fly.

It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there.
She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got.
There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.

I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members:

Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious.

And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.

They were all here anyway, postwhoring.

Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. 

Then what is your alibi?

I was in the northern part of the Netherlands, and that is not where this happened.

Also, I do not leave trunk marks on victims of mine. Only marks of hooves and horns.

How do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands?

Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.

But there are trees and grass in the picture, and there are trees and grass in the Netherlands. Case closed.

['andersom']

         I for one will be happy to testify that the mastodon is a lying, scheming sack of shit!

I'd call you out, but look where you are.

Hyke tried jumping over a fence to escape the pizza:

That's not me, I can fly.

It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there.
She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got.
There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.

I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members:

Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious.

And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.

They were all here anyway, postwhoring.

Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. 

Then what is your alibi?

I was in the northern part of the Netherlands, and that is not where this happened.

Also, I do not leave trunk marks on victims of mine. Only marks of hooves and horns.

How do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands?

Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.

But there are trees and grass in the picture, and there are trees and grass in the Netherlands. Case closed.

Your reputation as elusive spin doctor is well known. It will not help you in court.

[Semicolon]

That's not me, I can fly.

It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there.
She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got.
There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.

I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members:

Having too many people gathered for your alibi right away is quite suspicious.

And it was you, posting this picture as a trophy.

They were all here anyway, postwhoring.

Posting stopped being a good alibi, when computers were getting some kind of portable. 

Then what is your alibi?

I was in the northern part of the Netherlands, and that is not where this happened.

Also, I do not leave trunk marks on victims of mine. Only marks of hooves and horns.

How do we know that this didn't happen in the Netherlands?

Look at the landscape, it is sloping. For Dutch people in the north and of the country, it is almost as if this is a picture of mountains.

But there are trees and grass in the picture, and there are trees and grass in the Netherlands. Case closed.

Your reputation as elusive spin doctor is well known. It will not help you in court.

Your ad hominem attacks won't defend you against my logic.

["couldbecousin"]

  Stop with all the nested quotes!  Think of the database!   

[Semicolon]

  Stop with all the nested quotes!  Think of the database!   

I deleted the inner quotes.

You're spazzing all over the forum.

["couldbecousin"]

  Stop with all the nested quotes!  Think of the database!   

I deleted the inner quotes.

You're spazzing all over the forum.

         You didn't delete shit!  And I'll spaz wherever the fuck I want!

[Semicolon]

  Stop with all the nested quotes!  Think of the database!   

I deleted the inner quotes.

You're spazzing all over the forum.

         You didn't delete shit!  And I'll spaz wherever the fuck I want!

It's bad for appearances if you're spazzing all over. Spastic snails still make for good escargot.

[odeon]

Click "Reply" rather than "Quote", please.