A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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Quote from: Semicolon on June 30, 2014, 10:27:05 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 30, 2014, 10:01:19 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 30, 2014, 09:46:14 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 30, 2014, 03:59:36 PM A stampeding cow is a beautiful sight! Such violence! Cows stampedeth because God Himself hath made them to do thusly! I was also made to stampede, and I'm not threatening other members with violence. How about a Mastodon in must?
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 30, 2014, 10:01:19 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 30, 2014, 09:46:14 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 30, 2014, 03:59:36 PM A stampeding cow is a beautiful sight! Such violence! Cows stampedeth because God Himself hath made them to do thusly! I was also made to stampede, and I'm not threatening other members with violence.
Quote from: Semicolon on June 30, 2014, 09:46:14 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 30, 2014, 03:59:36 PM A stampeding cow is a beautiful sight! Such violence! Cows stampedeth because God Himself hath made them to do thusly!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 30, 2014, 03:59:36 PM A stampeding cow is a beautiful sight! Such violence!
A stampeding cow is a beautiful sight!
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Such violence. This is a peaceful, family-oriented forum.
Quote from: odeon on July 04, 2014, 05:07:39 AMSuch violence. This is a peaceful, family-oriented forum.We should be teaching our children better than to commit such violent actions.Personally, I blame the Weebles
Quote from: Some_Bloke on July 06, 2014, 08:00:59 PMQuote from: odeon on July 04, 2014, 05:07:39 AMSuch violence. This is a peaceful, family-oriented forum.We should be teaching our children better than to commit such violent actions.Personally, I blame the Weebles The most violent thing a Weeble does is to bite into a pizza!
But exists to feed, nourish and delight the posters of I2!
The pizza had it coming.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 05:18:12 AM Hyke tried jumping over a fence to escape the pizza:
Quote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 06:17:01 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 05:18:12 AM Hyke tried jumping over a fence to escape the pizza: That's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 07:33:55 AMQuote from: Semicolon on July 13, 2014, 06:17:01 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2014, 05:18:12 AM Hyke tried jumping over a fence to escape the pizza: That's not me, I can fly. It was my sweet cousin, that you lifted up with your trunk, and placed there. She was hoping for some caveman romance, and this is what she got. There is a price on your head now, in the bovine community.I'm innocent. Here I am at the time of the crime, surrounded by other members:
