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Offline "couldbecousin"

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Re: Beards
« Reply #45 on: December 22, 2013, 07:59:48 PM »
Quote from: Lit on December 22, 2013, 07:20:00 AM
But the young girls don't like it. I will at most get women from 35 and upwards with my grey beard  :-\

  That is nature's way.  Women of 35 and older are more appropriate companions for you.  :M :P
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Re: Beards
« Reply #46 on: December 22, 2013, 08:00:41 PM »
Quote from: Lit on December 22, 2013, 08:20:38 AM
I know. If I were a millionaire I could have a grey beard and arsefuck the beautiful 17-18 yo waitress at the café  :(

  Then what are you doing on here?  Get busy making your millions!  :P
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Re: Beards
« Reply #47 on: December 23, 2013, 01:47:18 AM »
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Quote from: Lit on December 22, 2013, 07:20:00 AM
But the young girls don't like it. I will at most get women from 35 and upwards with my grey beard  :-\

Which is as it should be.

My man is older than me. :M Lit is still appealing to the young; he has none of the baggage of many men his age.

I'm confused. I thought he said he wasn't appealing to the young anymore.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #48 on: December 23, 2013, 06:00:41 AM »
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Quote from: Lit on December 22, 2013, 07:20:00 AM
But the young girls don't like it. I will at most get women from 35 and upwards with my grey beard  :-\

Which is as it should be.

My man is older than me. :M Lit is still appealing to the young; he has none of the baggage of many men his age.

I'm confused. I thought he said he wasn't appealing to the young anymore.
Maybe he doesn't realize he is.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #49 on: December 23, 2013, 06:36:49 PM »
I have often gone for men who are older than me.   Lit just needs to go and strut his stuff.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #50 on: December 23, 2013, 06:39:49 PM »
Quote from: bodie on December 23, 2013, 06:36:49 PM
I have often gone for men who are older than me.   Lit just needs to go and strut his stuff.

 :soph:

Most of the men I dated turned out to be Air Force veterans, fairly older than me, tall and had only a younger sister for a sibling.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2013, 03:59:58 AM »
^ My Mom dated a Polish Airman the same time as my Dad.  They were both ten years older than her.

She used to say to them  "when you are a hundred I will only be ninety"   :laugh:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #52 on: December 24, 2013, 04:37:17 AM »
Quote from: bodie on December 24, 2013, 03:59:58 AM
^ My Mom dated a Polish Airman the same time as my Dad.  They were both ten years older than her.

She used to say to them  "when you are a hundred I will only be ninety"   :laugh:

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Re: Beards
« Reply #53 on: December 24, 2013, 10:45:11 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 22, 2013, 07:59:48 PM
Quote from: Lit on December 22, 2013, 07:20:00 AM
But the young girls don't like it. I will at most get women from 35 and upwards with my grey beard  :-\

  That is nature's way.  Women of 35 and older are more appropriate companions for you.  :M :P

:indeed: :orly:

I know of at least one single, 35+ year old woman on this forum. :zoinks:

Quote from: bodie on December 24, 2013, 03:59:58 AM
^ My Mom dated a Polish Airman the same time as my Dad.  They were both ten years older than her.

She used to say to them  "when you are a hundred I will only be ninety"   :laugh:

If you had been half Polish, you'd have had even more fun slang to post for us. :thumbup:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #54 on: December 25, 2013, 11:14:32 AM »
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Re: Beards
« Reply #55 on: December 25, 2013, 11:20:35 AM »
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Re: Beards
« Reply #56 on: December 25, 2013, 12:19:42 PM »
Of course, Santa Claus' beard rocks.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #57 on: December 26, 2013, 03:04:36 AM »
But imagine Santa with a five o'clock shadow.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #58 on: December 27, 2013, 09:52:48 PM »
Quote from: odeon on December 26, 2013, 03:04:36 AM
But imagine Santa with a five o'clock shadow.

This isn't quite what you were looking for:

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Re: Beards
« Reply #59 on: December 28, 2013, 03:56:00 PM »
THAT is Santa's five o'clock shadow?!? :o
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