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Re: Beards
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2013, 06:46:48 PM »
Quote from: Jack on December 14, 2013, 05:45:48 PM
Jack has two official beard hairs and plucks them with no intention of ever allowing them to grow. :M

I found this picture of your beard hairs: :CanofWorms:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2013, 04:57:27 AM »
We should have a beard emoticon.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2013, 01:41:39 PM »
I shaved mine off now. I trimmed it and am disatisfied with the result. Well, well, it will grow back pretty soon.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2013, 02:38:20 PM »
I shaved, too. The bloody thing itches.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2013, 02:39:03 PM »
It will stop itch after some months  :orly:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2013, 02:40:01 PM »
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Re: Beards
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2013, 12:23:10 AM »
I, too, have two official beard hairs that get plucked as soon as I feel them. Very annoying they are. I think if I were male I would be very hairy indeed.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2013, 12:28:59 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 16, 2013, 12:23:10 AM
I, too, have two official beard hairs that get plucked as soon as I feel them. Very annoying they are. I think if I were male I would be very hairy indeed.

This could be arranged. :M
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Re: Beards
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2013, 12:30:38 AM »
I bet they are nice and warm in the winter.  Like a natural balaclava.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2013, 11:30:06 PM »
You'd have to ask those with bushy ones. Mine isn't particularly warm, just itchy.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2013, 04:39:22 AM »
I dont like long thick beards.  Short beards are nice.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2013, 12:15:49 AM »
Short is what I can produce.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2013, 09:44:38 AM »
Cleanly-shaven men are hawt.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2013, 04:12:53 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 21, 2013, 09:44:38 AM
Cleanly-shaven men are hawt.
Also prefer the clean cut look. Short hair, no facial hair.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2013, 05:20:10 PM »
I like the between shaves look.   I bet shaving all the time is a real bummer.

Beards that are going grey are quite sexy.
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