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Offline odeon

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« on: December 14, 2013, 05:44:21 AM »
Useful consumer information found here.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2013, 06:09:34 AM »
Mine now looks about the same as the second guy has, the one with the grey sweater. Mum thinks it's horrible. She gets even more angry when I say that it is to look like the Duke in Salò  :autism:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2013, 06:15:14 AM »
I'm thinking about keeping mine. It's mostly gray and pretty uneven, but I kind of like having a beard.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2013, 06:16:44 AM »
You never had one in the books  :-\
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Re: Beards
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2013, 06:20:56 AM »
Books? ???
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Re: Beards
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2013, 06:21:38 AM »
The Moomin books  :orly:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2013, 06:22:42 AM »
:rofl:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2013, 06:23:43 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 14, 2013, 05:44:21 AM
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Are they selling beards at that link?
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Re: Beards
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2013, 06:24:16 AM »
Here is a real beard, by the way  :M
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Re: Beards
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2013, 08:58:38 AM »
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Re: Beards
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2013, 09:41:50 AM »
I had one for years not at the moment though.  Mine grow in bushy and give me that mountain man look
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Re: Beards
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2013, 04:03:17 PM »
Quote from: Jack on December 14, 2013, 06:23:43 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 14, 2013, 05:44:21 AM
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Are they selling beards at that link?

Not exactly, but it's a great site if you plan on growing a beard. :zoinks:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2013, 04:38:03 PM »
Quote from: odeon on December 14, 2013, 04:03:17 PM
Quote from: Jack on December 14, 2013, 06:23:43 AM
Quote from: odeon on December 14, 2013, 05:44:21 AM
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Are they selling beards at that link?

Not exactly, but it's a great site if you plan on growing a beard. :zoinks:

Perhaps Jack should grow a beard. :zoinks:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2013, 05:45:48 PM »
Jack has two official beard hairs and plucks them with no intention of ever allowing them to grow. :M
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Re: Beards
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2013, 05:49:33 PM »
Quote from: Jack on December 14, 2013, 05:45:48 PM
Jack has two official beard hairs and plucks them with no intention of ever allowing them to grow. :M
When you get three hairs you can braid them.  :zoinks:
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