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Re: Beards
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2013, 05:23:07 PM »
<-- My beard is teh sexy.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2013, 05:28:39 PM »
Do you put glitter in it over the christmas period? :orly:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2013, 05:30:28 PM »
Quote from: bodie on December 21, 2013, 05:28:39 PM
Do you put glitter in it over the christmas period? :orly:

Only bitches get Christmas periods.  :green:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2013, 05:32:21 PM »
Quote from: Gary on December 21, 2013, 05:30:28 PM
Quote from: bodie on December 21, 2013, 05:28:39 PM
Do you put glitter in it over the christmas period? :orly:

Only bitches get Christmas periods.  :green:

If you treat her right, your beard should get festive colours during Christmas periods. 
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Re: Beards
« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2013, 05:33:13 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 21, 2013, 05:32:21 PM
Quote from: Gary on December 21, 2013, 05:30:28 PM
Quote from: bodie on December 21, 2013, 05:28:39 PM
Do you put glitter in it over the christmas period? :orly:

Only bitches get Christmas periods.  :green:

If you treat her right, your beard should get festive colours during Christmas periods.

 :lol1:   :plus:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2013, 05:40:16 PM »
 :lol2:

Good one Hyke!
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Re: Beards
« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2013, 03:56:49 AM »
Quote from: bodie on December 21, 2013, 05:20:10 PM
I like the between shaves look.   I bet shaving all the time is a real bummer.

Beards that are going grey are quite sexy.

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Re: Beards
« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2013, 07:15:06 AM »
Men are quite lucky in that respect.  Going grey is still often seen as quite sexy.  Clooney is a good example.


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Re: Beards
« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2013, 07:20:00 AM »
But the young girls don't like it. I will at most get women from 35 and upwards with my grey beard  :-\
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Re: Beards
« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2013, 08:02:43 AM »
Quote from: Lit on December 22, 2013, 07:20:00 AM
But the young girls don't like it. I will at most get women from 35 and upwards with my grey beard  :-\
If you were rich and famous like Clooney, the young ones would like it too. :laugh:
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Re: Beards
« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2013, 08:20:38 AM »
I know. If I were a millionaire I could have a grey beard and arsefuck the beautiful 17-18 yo waitress at the café  :(
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Re: Beards
« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2013, 08:34:09 AM »
Don't get your hopes up lit, just stick with the chloroform already :P

Beggars can't be choosers.
I jest, of course.

Beard wise atm...I did have it in a pointy little goatee 'devil beard' as I've heard it called, but got lazy. Now I refound my metalwork for my labret piercing though its going to need redoing, that gets REALLY fucking annoying if unshaved. Give me a reason to bother.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2013, 03:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Lit on December 22, 2013, 07:20:00 AM
But the young girls don't like it. I will at most get women from 35 and upwards with my grey beard  :-\

Which is as it should be.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2013, 04:34:51 PM »
Quote from: odeon on December 22, 2013, 03:09:28 PM
Quote from: Lit on December 22, 2013, 07:20:00 AM
But the young girls don't like it. I will at most get women from 35 and upwards with my grey beard  :-\

Which is as it should be.

My man is older than me. :M Lit is still appealing to the young; he has none of the baggage of many men his age.
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Re: Beards
« Reply #44 on: December 22, 2013, 07:56:01 PM »
Quote from: Lit on December 22, 2013, 07:20:00 AM
But the young girls don't like it. I will at most get women from 35 and upwards with my grey beard  :-\

Dye it? Use wrinkle cream and. Exfoliate? If you wanted secks badly enoufgh you'd do it.
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