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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2013, 02:22:08 AM »
...but incredibly dull as a spectator.
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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2013, 10:18:28 AM »
The last (and bar 2-3 times) the ONLY times, I've ever played golf, was with my last school, the boarding spazz school, went golfing with them, and it proved quite hilarious. One of the girls hit her ball one hell of a distance one time, really put some welly into it, sent it flying up the course, several holes away, and by freak chance (unless she was secretly a well practiced expert golfer which I'm pretty sure she wasn't), managed to get it dead on target, smack bang in the back of one of the house care staff member's heads. Dropped the guy to the floor from 2-3 holes away. Don't know how the hell she managed it, but was funny as fuck. Unless of course one happens to be the guy in question that got knocked senseless that is :D
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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2013, 11:45:38 AM »
Most sports are much more fun when you actually do them.  I just can't stand watching.

Exception =  Boxing
I could easily watch two bare chested men fight each other  :P
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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2013, 01:13:09 PM »
Indeed, boxing is good to watch.

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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2013, 02:21:01 PM »
Yes Golf could surely cure all forms of insomnia.

It's actually fun. And extremely frustrating.

Is it fun because you bring alcohol and frustrating because you always run out before your finished :zoinks:
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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2013, 08:24:19 PM »
Most sports are much more fun when you actually do them.  I just can't stand watching.

Exception =  Boxing
I could easily watch two bare chested men fight each other  :P

You can spend the whole day watching bare-chested men on Boxing Day. :viking:

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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2013, 04:23:39 AM »

actually bare chested women fighting would be quite watch-able too
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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2013, 04:40:30 AM »
I don't really get bored. I can always daydream.
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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2013, 11:19:34 AM »
Yes Golf could surely cure all forms of insomnia.

It's actually fun. And extremely frustrating.

Is it fun because you bring alcohol and frustrating because you always run out before your finished :zoinks:

There are other perks.
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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2013, 12:05:38 PM »
titties make most sports more appealing
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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2013, 11:44:21 PM »
I think topless golf would boost golf's TV ratings. A lot.
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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2013, 12:47:16 AM »
I think topless golf would boost golf's TV ratings. A lot.

There's a Canadian program called Naked News. :hyke:
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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2013, 12:10:29 AM »
I think topless golf would boost golf's TV ratings. A lot.

There's a Canadian program called Naked News. :hyke:

And is it?
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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2013, 06:05:33 PM »
I think topless golf would boost golf's TV ratings. A lot.

There's a Canadian program called Naked News. :hyke:

Naked canadians. I've just got to see that.  :o
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Re: what bores you?
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2013, 07:08:59 PM »
I think topless golf would boost golf's TV ratings. A lot.

There's a Canadian program called Naked News. :hyke:

And is it?

I don't know. I'm American, not Canadian. What sort of American would I be if I paid attention to foreign television? :autism:



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