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It could be the death knell of the door knob.The city of Vancouver has amended its building code to outlaw the use of those wrist-twisting devices in all new construction, including private homes. Door knobs had already been opener non grata in large buildings. The new ruling, effective in March, will not affect existing homes.Instead of door knobs, new buildings will be equipped with easier-to-manoeuvre levers. The change is a victory for what’s known as universal design, creating spaces and buildings that are easily accessible for everyone.
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Vancouver is very much like a big city in America. Well, it was when I was there, but that's a couple of years ago.I demand the building code to outlaw doors altogether! They infringe on people's rights to move about!
Quote from: odeon on November 28, 2013, 11:40:22 PMVancouver is very much like a big city in America. Well, it was when I was there, but that's a couple of years ago.I demand the building code to outlaw doors altogether! They infringe on people's rights to move about! Canadians should read Spooner.
Quote from: Semicolon on November 28, 2013, 11:48:21 PMQuote from: odeon on November 28, 2013, 11:40:22 PMVancouver is very much like a big city in America. Well, it was when I was there, but that's a couple of years ago.I demand the building code to outlaw doors altogether! They infringe on people's rights to move about! Canadians should read Spooner. If Spooner didn't read Canadians, why should Canadians read Spooner?
Quote from: odeon on November 28, 2013, 11:53:27 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 28, 2013, 11:48:21 PMQuote from: odeon on November 28, 2013, 11:40:22 PMVancouver is very much like a big city in America. Well, it was when I was there, but that's a couple of years ago.I demand the building code to outlaw doors altogether! They infringe on people's rights to move about! Canadians should read Spooner. If Spooner didn't read Canadians, why should Canadians read Spooner? What would Caesar have done with someone who didn't read Spooner?
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Quote from: Semicolon on November 29, 2013, 12:08:46 AMQuote from: odeon on November 28, 2013, 11:53:27 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 28, 2013, 11:48:21 PMQuote from: odeon on November 28, 2013, 11:40:22 PMVancouver is very much like a big city in America. Well, it was when I was there, but that's a couple of years ago.I demand the building code to outlaw doors altogether! They infringe on people's rights to move about! Canadians should read Spooner. If Spooner didn't read Canadians, why should Canadians read Spooner? What would Caesar have done with someone who didn't read Spooner? Free therapy?
They need to outlaw stairs as well. All private homes must be built with ramps and elevators.
Quote from: odeon on November 29, 2013, 12:11:36 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 29, 2013, 12:08:46 AMQuote from: odeon on November 28, 2013, 11:53:27 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 28, 2013, 11:48:21 PMQuote from: odeon on November 28, 2013, 11:40:22 PMVancouver is very much like a big city in America. Well, it was when I was there, but that's a couple of years ago.I demand the building code to outlaw doors altogether! They infringe on people's rights to move about! Canadians should read Spooner. If Spooner didn't read Canadians, why should Canadians read Spooner? What would Caesar have done with someone who didn't read Spooner? Free therapy? Nothing to joke about. Spooner would turn in his grave if he could see this nonsense.
