People must walk around smelling like piss from splashing their shoes.
Haha, that is a point. I have seen toilets like this in Thailand many times. I always went to the "Western" toilets while there.
Where I used to work, I used to clean the toilets and would often see dirty footprints on the seat of the toilet. Eventually we got instructions on how to correctly use the toilets stuck up on the backs of the toilet doors.