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world toilet day
« on: November 18, 2013, 08:12:25 PM »


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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2013, 08:59:21 PM »
Expected the safest one to be related to cleanliness, but it's bulletproof. :laugh:

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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2013, 12:55:33 AM »
  The finest toilet in the world is mine at home.  North, south, east, west, home's the place that I love best.  :M
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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2013, 01:15:26 AM »
Avoid doing it at the Berlin-Tegel airport. Filthy and smelly.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2013, 01:22:40 AM »
Avoid doing it at the Berlin-Tegel airport. Filthy and smelly.  :zombiefuck:

  I really liked one of the airport bathrooms I encountered 3 years ago on my way home from California.
  It had either an automatically flushing toilet, automatically dispensing toilet paper, or both.  I think it was at O'Hare.  :orly:
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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2013, 01:27:41 AM »
Avoid doing it at the Berlin-Tegel airport. Filthy and smelly.  :zombiefuck:

  I really liked one of the airport bathrooms I encountered 3 years ago on my way home from California.
  It had either an automatically flushing toilet, automatically dispensing toilet paper, or both.  I think it was at O'Hare.  :orly:


Most airports are clean, at least. Pretty much every so-called international airport I've been to have staff who are constantly cleaning them, with the apparent exception of Berlin-Tegel. It's a vile place.
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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2013, 01:29:27 AM »
Avoid doing it at the Berlin-Tegel airport. Filthy and smelly.  :zombiefuck:

  I really liked one of the airport bathrooms I encountered 3 years ago on my way home from California.
  It had either an automatically flushing toilet, automatically dispensing toilet paper, or both.  I think it was at O'Hare.  :orly:


Most airports are clean, at least. Pretty much every so-called international airport I've been to have staff who are constantly cleaning them, with the apparent exception of Berlin-Tegel. It's a vile place.

  Maybe it's the antechamber of hell.  :cthulhu:
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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2013, 07:10:07 AM »
Avoid doing it at the Berlin-Tegel airport. Filthy and smelly.  :zombiefuck:

I think probably one of the nastiest places I saw was in the border markets in Laos...I decided there were "levels" of desperation and I was not there yet




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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2013, 04:20:12 PM »
Avoid doing it at the Berlin-Tegel airport. Filthy and smelly.  :zombiefuck:

  I really liked one of the airport bathrooms I encountered 3 years ago on my way home from California.
  It had either an automatically flushing toilet, automatically dispensing toilet paper, or both.  I think it was at O'Hare.  :orly:


Most airports are clean, at least. Pretty much every so-called international airport I've been to have staff who are constantly cleaning them, with the apparent exception of Berlin-Tegel. It's a vile place.

  Maybe it's the antechamber of hell.  :cthulhu:

Not an unreasonable suggestion. You leave the place by going up. :P
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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2013, 09:18:25 PM »
I went to a very strange toilet in Thailand where the toilet consisted of a large square tiled hole filled with water. I decided that I wasn't desperate enough to go and so just washed my hands and left. This was in a forest and by the time we got back to civilisation I was busting.
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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2013, 11:42:25 PM »
I hate public toilets of any kind.
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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2013, 04:21:09 AM »
 :agreed:

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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2013, 02:40:59 AM »
I hate public toilets of any kind.
Same. You would think that uni toilets would be pretty clean but they aren't. Luckily, I have found some there that hardly anybody uses.
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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2013, 01:42:27 PM »
I hate public toilets of any kind.
Same. You would think that uni toilets would be pretty clean but they aren't. Luckily, I have found some there that hardly anybody uses.

I managed to locate a few like that at the uni.
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Re: world toilet day
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2013, 02:49:15 PM »
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