A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Quote from: hykeaswell on November 09, 2013, 02:50:22 AMMy father wasn't drafted, because he was bread-winner from age 13 on. His brother was drafted, but got sent home after six weeks. He had strange feet, that did not fit in army boots. So, the army wanted to do surgery to make them fit (surgery on my uncle, not the boots). My dad and grandmother said they would only sign consent if the army would bear all consequences, also if it went wrong. After six weeks the army gave up trying getting a consent for a very experimental type of surgery.WTF? Surgery so you can be drafted?
My father wasn't drafted, because he was bread-winner from age 13 on. His brother was drafted, but got sent home after six weeks. He had strange feet, that did not fit in army boots. So, the army wanted to do surgery to make them fit (surgery on my uncle, not the boots). My dad and grandmother said they would only sign consent if the army would bear all consequences, also if it went wrong. After six weeks the army gave up trying getting a consent for a very experimental type of surgery.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
it's completely fucked up. "We'll *make* you fit."
Those Dutch are insane
I'm glad they weren't allowed to do it."It seems we don't have boots in your size after all. You can go home now. Or something."
They should have done this instead.
Quote from: odeon on November 09, 2013, 03:25:42 AMThey should have done this instead. Awww, I was so young and cute, when I watched that.
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 09, 2013, 03:33:56 AMQuote from: odeon on November 09, 2013, 03:25:42 AMThey should have done this instead. Awww, I was so young and cute, when I watched that. I loved it when I was a kid. Steve Austin was BRAVE.
I remember even including the fake, slow-motion running at the playground, imagining I was Steve Austin.