A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Here is his obituary if anybody is interested.http://www.mysticfuneralhome.com/fh/obituaries/obituary.cfm?o_id=2312091&fh_id=14402Randy James Watson, 30, of New London, beloved son of Gary Watson of Pawcatuck and Brenda (Medeiros) Watson of New London passed away October 31, 2013 at home in his mother’s arms with his family by his side. After a long courageous battle with cancer, Randy was the clear winner and has moved on to accept his grand prize trip to heaven. Born in Westerly, RI he attended local schools and was a 2000 graduate from Westerly High School. He was a lifetime resident of Westerly until his recent move to New London in May of 2013. In addition to his parents, he is survived by his sister and caregiver, Coral Watson of New London; brother, Scott Watson of Pawcatuck; half sister Diahann Potrebanko of Canada; paternal grandmother, Alice Watson of Mystic; his aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, especially his nephew Jayden whom he shared his home with, and several close friends including Steven Thomas, Lynne Massett, and Amanda Douton who all showed him and his family their unconditional love and support. He is predeceased by maternal grandparents, Frances and Manuel Mederios of Stonington, and paternal grandfather, Hubert James Watson of Mystic. His entire family will cherish all of the memories they had with Randy and he will be deeply missed. His strength and courage facing this disease was nothing short of amazing. An active member of Planet Fitness even in his weakest moments, his humor, generosity, and knowledge of nutrition that he practiced religiously was an inspiration to all who had the pleasure of knowing him. A special thank you to Southeastern Hospice for all of their assistance in Randy’s journey, and Pendleton Health and Rehab for allowing his sister Coral the time necessary to care for him in his time of need. His family will receive friends Tuesday, November 5, 2013 from 3-4 pm followed by a service at 4:00 pm at the Mystic Funeral Home Route 1 Mystic (51 Williams Ave.) His burial will be private
He died on halloween. He must have been the man! Mystic funeral home - a joke? Nice obit..
Quote from: awiddershinlife on August 26, 2014, 07:04:51 PMHe died on halloween. He must have been the man! Mystic funeral home - a joke? Nice obit..You silly bastard. That's not how you respect someone who died who you didn't know...Oh wait. You were just trying to stir up shit by insulting a dead guy. My mistake, I thought that you were capable of not being a total cunt.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on August 28, 2014, 01:34:28 PMQuote from: awiddershinlife on August 26, 2014, 07:04:51 PMHe died on halloween. He must have been the man! Mystic funeral home - a joke? Nice obit..You silly bastard. That's not how you respect someone who died who you didn't know...Oh wait. You were just trying to stir up shit by insulting a dead guy. My mistake, I thought that you were capable of not being a total cunt. You think I was insulting him by expressing admiration? That's just a bit over the top. What's all your drama and hostility about?
Mystic is the name of the city.
