Goddamn this shit is annoying.

[RageBeoulve]

That you are 14 and in high school would certainly explain your behavior.

But how can you be half bald at 14?

Bad genes. Ima drive this little fucker across state lines and take his virginity.

Wow, I wish I had been seduced by beautiful women when I was 14. It might not be legal, but then all men just want sex, etc.

I had sex for the first time when I was like 12 or 13 or something.

[神]

Are you really 14, or what?

[RageBeoulve]

Are you really 14, or what?

I dunno man. Why don't you tell me?

[DirtDawg]

That you are 14 and in high school would certainly explain your behavior.

But how can you be half bald at 14?

Bad genes. Ima drive this little fucker across state lines and take his virginity.

Wow, I wish I had been seduced by beautiful women when I was 14. It might not be legal, but then all men just want sex, etc.

I had sex for the first time when I was like 12 or 13 or something.

It must be really disturbing to NOT be able to actually remember. I feel for you.

I can remember details of my FIRST as clearly as my last, maybe even a bit more so, but do not tell my wife such.


Seriously, do you not remember or you attempting a gestalt in regards to your massive sexlife?

[神]

Are you really 14, or what?

I dunno man. Why don't you tell me?

How can you not know your age?

['andersom']

That you are 14 and in high school would certainly explain your behavior.

But how can you be half bald at 14?

Bad genes. Ima drive this little fucker across state lines and take his virginity.

Wow, I wish I had been seduced by beautiful women when I was 14. It might not be legal, but then all men just want sex, etc.

I had sex for the first time when I was like 12 or 13 or something.

It must be really disturbing to NOT be able to actually remember. I feel for you.

I can remember details of my FIRST as clearly as my last, maybe even a bit more so, but do not tell my wife such.


Seriously, do you not remember or you attempting a gestalt in regards to your massive sexlife?

Makes sense, to remember the first time better, than the last time with someone you have sex with a lot of times. Not that it was better, the first time. But memories of the last will merge with memories of the second last etc.  Together, they will form a great memory of sex with your wife, I am sure.

[RageBeoulve]

Are you really 14, or what?

I dunno man. Why don't you tell me?

How can you not know your age?

How can you not, when it is clearly listed in my information?

[神]

Why would you even list your real age there? Parts is supposedly female too, but post pictures of himself being a fat bald male roof worker. Information in your profile is like throwing dice here.

I just noticed that I am 112 in my profile. Pay respect to the elders.

[TheoK]

I know that Parts is a man. I have received snail mail from him.

You, sir, are a 

[odeon]

I really hate apologies, and don't know how else to interpret that sentence. If you truly think I'm suggesting that you should speak letters and numbers loudly and slowly for me so I can understand them, then I must be expressing myself very poorly. I think I want to stop talking about this.

Which sentence?

And no, that is not what I think you are suggesting.

[RageBeoulve]

Why would you even list your real age there? Parts is supposedly female too, but post pictures of himself being a fat bald male roof worker. Information in your profile is like throwing dice here.

I just noticed that I am 112 in my profile. Pay respect to the elders.

Mostly because most of us already know each other well, and have for years. 

[RageBeoulve]

That you are 14 and in high school would certainly explain your behavior.

But how can you be half bald at 14?

Bad genes. Ima drive this little fucker across state lines and take his virginity.

Wow, I wish I had been seduced by beautiful women when I was 14. It might not be legal, but then all men just want sex, etc.

I had sex for the first time when I was like 12 or 13 or something.

It must be really disturbing to NOT be able to actually remember. I feel for you.

I can remember details of my FIRST as clearly as my last, maybe even a bit more so, but do not tell my wife such.


Seriously, do you not remember or you attempting a gestalt in regards to your massive sexlife?

Actually, its not disturbing at all. I don't know why everyone always seems so shocked that I don't remember things like that. I barely remember anything before my early twenties in fact.

[Jack]

I really hate apologies, and don't know how else to interpret that sentence. If you truly think I'm suggesting that you should speak letters and numbers loudly and slowly for me so I can understand them, then I must be expressing myself very poorly. I think I want to stop talking about this.

Which sentence?

And no, that is not what I think you are suggesting.

The're nothing mathematical that can't be expressed with words.

The symbols in an expression can always be read aloud, if that is what you are referring to, but it's not the same thing.

Let it go.

[DirtDawg]

I really hate apologies, and don't know how else to interpret that sentence. If you truly think I'm suggesting that you should speak letters and numbers loudly and slowly for me so I can understand them, then I must be expressing myself very poorly. I think I want to stop talking about this.

Well, ya know, it happens.

[DirtDawg]

That you are 14 and in high school would certainly explain your behavior.

But how can you be half bald at 14?

Bad genes. Ima drive this little fucker across state lines and take his virginity.

Wow, I wish I had been seduced by beautiful women when I was 14. It might not be legal, but then all men just want sex, etc.

I had sex for the first time when I was like 12 or 13 or something.

It must be really disturbing to NOT be able to actually remember. I feel for you.

I can remember details of my FIRST as clearly as my last, maybe even a bit more so, but do not tell my wife such.


Seriously, do you not remember or you attempting a gestalt in regards to your massive sexlife?

Actually, its not disturbing at all. I don't know why everyone always seems so shocked that I don't remember things like that. I barely remember anything before my early twenties in fact.

Kind of interesting, but disturbing.

I will have a difficult time relating to this aspect of your persona, since I remember things from when I was two and three with distinction. I am now fifty eight and honestly, I do get some trouble with current memory, so Alzheimer's away, here we go!!

 

Really, losing my glasses is a bitch!! 


Just to help those just behind me, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS  put them down in the same place!!  It makes it much easier to remember where they are!