A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Semicolon on October 30, 2013, 07:41:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 07:37:25 PMQuote from: sg1008 on October 30, 2013, 04:33:17 PMAnd one day we will all be dead. Happy are the dead; very little is expected of them. Death is no excuse for slacking on postwhoring. I am de-hoarding my apartment. I have priorities.
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 07:37:25 PMQuote from: sg1008 on October 30, 2013, 04:33:17 PMAnd one day we will all be dead. Happy are the dead; very little is expected of them. Death is no excuse for slacking on postwhoring.
Quote from: sg1008 on October 30, 2013, 04:33:17 PMAnd one day we will all be dead. Happy are the dead; very little is expected of them.
And one day we will all be dead.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 07:42:33 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 30, 2013, 07:41:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 07:37:25 PMQuote from: sg1008 on October 30, 2013, 04:33:17 PMAnd one day we will all be dead. Happy are the dead; very little is expected of them. Death is no excuse for slacking on postwhoring. I am de-hoarding my apartment. I have priorities. I like your upgrade CBC. Didi you do it in protest of halloween?
Quote from: sg1008 on October 30, 2013, 07:46:16 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 07:42:33 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 30, 2013, 07:41:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 07:37:25 PMQuote from: sg1008 on October 30, 2013, 04:33:17 PMAnd one day we will all be dead. Happy are the dead; very little is expected of them. Death is no excuse for slacking on postwhoring. I am de-hoarding my apartment. I have priorities. I like your upgrade CBC. Didi you do it in protest of halloween? It actually started as an attempt at a costume, but I like it as a daily identity.
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 07:59:27 PMQuote from: sg1008 on October 30, 2013, 07:46:16 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 07:42:33 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 30, 2013, 07:41:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 07:37:25 PMQuote from: sg1008 on October 30, 2013, 04:33:17 PMAnd one day we will all be dead. Happy are the dead; very little is expected of them. Death is no excuse for slacking on postwhoring. I am de-hoarding my apartment. I have priorities. I like your upgrade CBC. Didi you do it in protest of halloween? It actually started as an attempt at a costume, but I like it as a daily identity. It's your Clark Kent.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
Quote from: Semicolon on October 30, 2013, 08:04:52 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 07:59:27 PMQuote from: sg1008 on October 30, 2013, 07:46:16 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 07:42:33 PMQuote from: Semicolon on October 30, 2013, 07:41:12 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 07:37:25 PMQuote from: sg1008 on October 30, 2013, 04:33:17 PMAnd one day we will all be dead. Happy are the dead; very little is expected of them. Death is no excuse for slacking on postwhoring. I am de-hoarding my apartment. I have priorities. I like your upgrade CBC. Didi you do it in protest of halloween? It actually started as an attempt at a costume, but I like it as a daily identity. It's your Clark Kent. Funny how you never see me and in the same place at the same time.
I often take my glasses off these days, due to my need for bifocals.
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 30, 2013, 08:21:48 PM I often take my glasses off these days, due to my need for bifocals. Hey you're also a Jolly Leprechaun weeble... so many things have changed.
Quote from: sg1008 on October 30, 2013, 07:03:14 PMAre you saying that you are prometheus?I can dodge bullets?
Are you saying that you are prometheus?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on October 30, 2013, 07:19:40 PMFascinating. Thanks brah.*Undying Rage approaches ministry*
Fascinating. Thanks brah.
