Lol Lit, you fuckin' freak man
Q: What was the worst day ever for Moser?
A: The day that her dentist told her she needs braces.
God, she ain't half an ugly cunt though is she.
And want a slave for a S/O?; Fucking bugger that, Tartarus no! I want an inquiring, active, perpetually curious girl who will keep me on my toes, make sure I cant get away with becoming psychologically/emotionally complacent.