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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2013, 03:26:18 PM »
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Weebles wobble but they are not computer experts  :P

  Fortunately we are entertaining :cbc: so people like to help us!

Here's my helpful hint. :trollface: Your computer contains useless programs called "browsers". You could de-hoard your hard drive by deleting them. :tard:
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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2013, 05:56:44 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on October 24, 2013, 03:26:18 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 24, 2013, 10:28:11 AM
Quote from: Lit on October 24, 2013, 10:26:36 AM
Weebles wobble but they are not computer experts  :P

  Fortunately we are entertaining :cbc: so people like to help us!

Here's my helpful hint. :trollface: Your computer contains useless programs called "browsers". You could de-hoard your hard drive by deleting them. :tard:

  You're lucky I know better than to listen to you.  I'd totally have to sue you.  :tard:
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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2013, 08:07:34 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 24, 2013, 05:56:44 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 24, 2013, 03:26:18 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 24, 2013, 10:28:11 AM
Quote from: Lit on October 24, 2013, 10:26:36 AM
Weebles wobble but they are not computer experts  :P

  Fortunately we are entertaining :cbc: so people like to help us!

Here's my helpful hint. :trollface: Your computer contains useless programs called "browsers". You could de-hoard your hard drive by deleting them. :tard:

  You're lucky I know better than to listen to you.  I'd totally have to sue you.  :tard:

Don't you want to extend your de-hoarding to your computer? :trollface:

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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2013, 08:20:07 PM »
I use ccleaner, mbam, hijack this, and others.

Hiren's boot cd is a nice geek tool...with a whole host of goodies.

I don't recommend the last two unless you know what you're doing with them.


http://forums.majorgeeks.com/

I like to stop in from time to time.
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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2013, 08:23:02 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on October 24, 2013, 08:07:34 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 24, 2013, 05:56:44 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on October 24, 2013, 03:26:18 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 24, 2013, 10:28:11 AM
Quote from: Lit on October 24, 2013, 10:26:36 AM
Weebles wobble but they are not computer experts  :P

  Fortunately we are entertaining :cbc: so people like to help us!

Here's my helpful hint. :trollface: Your computer contains useless programs called "browsers". You could de-hoard your hard drive by deleting them. :tard:

  You're lucky I know better than to listen to you.  I'd totally have to sue you.  :tard:

Don't you want to extend your de-hoarding to your computer? :trollface:



Your mother is getting sued!

We're all getting sued!

wait.....

God Damn it!
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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2013, 09:22:15 PM »
Hiren's boot CD is quite handy indeed. Everything else though is common knowledge for even the semi computer literate.

However, what most people need is common fucking sense. That prevents 99% of computer problems!
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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #21 on: October 24, 2013, 10:25:35 PM »
The problem with common sense is that it's not very common.
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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #22 on: October 24, 2013, 10:27:26 PM »
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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #23 on: October 24, 2013, 10:37:21 PM »
I'm too lazy to use common sense.
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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2013, 01:26:26 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 24, 2013, 10:25:35 PM
The problem with common sense is that it's not very common.

Ironic considering it's name!
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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2013, 09:40:39 AM »
Viruses are almost always brought on yourself.

I always eyeroll at my dad, when he tries to feign ignorance, "I swear, I only read El Pais - but I get SO many viruses!"
"Yeah, sure dad -.-"
"Maybe it's the girls! Yeah! They're all over strange and dangerous websites!"
"Yes, youtube and nrk.no*"
"Yes yes that's it!"

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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2013, 09:52:31 AM »
My dad knows that I watch porn a lot and rants about it sometimes. Despite that I never got a virus from watching porn since I know what sites to avoid and use NoScript on most "safe" porn sites as well.

My dad on the other hand has gotten a nasty virus at least twice. Of course he didn't watch porn when getting it  ::)
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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2013, 09:58:44 AM »
Quote from: Lit on October 25, 2013, 09:52:31 AM
My dad on the other hand has gotten a nasty virus at least twice. Of course he didn't watch porn when getting it  ::)

He was probably browsing svt.se like a good, upstanding citizen!
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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2013, 10:00:24 AM »
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Re: Keeping the Computer Clean Links
« Reply #29 on: October 25, 2013, 10:56:46 AM »
oh gosh I got this funny idea...a virus from porn is like an STD only one can remove it unlike a real life one...yea my brain is a bit funny like that drawing odd parallels
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