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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2013, 09:04:45 AM »
Quote from: Calavera on October 28, 2013, 12:08:22 AM
Google's definition of cat is:

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a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

According to Rage, that definition could be twisted to describe a fish as well, like in the following modified definition:

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a small domesticated fish with scales, gills, and fins. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

carnivorous mammal = fish;
scales = soft fur;
short snout = gills;
retractile claws = fins;

It could also be modified to describe you, Rage.

Therefore, Rage, you are a fish and a cat. And therefore, a catfish. And if you stubbornly insist you are not, I will be even more stubborn and insist that you are, you bloody catfish.

Actually, more like this.

Google's definition of cat is:

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a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

According to Calevera, that definition could be twisted to only include a small portion of it when it suits his faith(or to disguise it), like in the following modified definition:

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a small domesticated carnivorous mammal

So this is a cat.



So is this:



And this:



And this:



Yep. From the way Calavera reasons, all these can be cats. They could all be kept, they are carnivorous, and they are small. They are also mammals. See how silly this is, dude? Just admit it that you're a closeminded religious zealot.

Which one are you? Democrat? Republican? Some other political party that calls themselves another name to try and be "different than those guys"? Perhaps you're part of a social justice movement? I know you're holding a torch for some meaningless and destructive ideology dude, and i'm gonna get you.
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #31 on: October 28, 2013, 10:19:17 AM »
I don't follow any ideology in particular. And even if I did, it's still not religious faith which was what your original argument was.

Also, society is not equal to universe.
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #32 on: October 28, 2013, 10:49:46 AM »
Quote from: Calavera on October 28, 2013, 10:19:17 AM
I don't follow any ideology in particular. And even if I did, it's still not religious faith which was what your original argument was.

Also, society is not equal to universe.

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I don't follow any ideology in particular.

Oh I think you do.  ;)

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it's still not religious faith

Oh yes it is. Blind faith is religion.
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #33 on: October 28, 2013, 11:07:51 AM »
Ok, whatever you say. You win. You're the man, and all that.
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2013, 11:10:06 AM »
 :LOL:
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #35 on: October 28, 2013, 11:38:31 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on October 28, 2013, 11:10:06 AM
:LOL:

you two sound like a married couple that is jewish... :yarly:
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #36 on: October 28, 2013, 11:42:09 AM »
I plan to do this to everyone. I'm eventually going to do it to you too. Why? I dunno. Its fun?  :green:
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2013, 04:36:54 PM »
Is it evidence of...
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2013, 04:40:32 PM »
Quote from: Parts on October 28, 2013, 04:36:54 PM
Is it evidence of...


Could it be? The answer is... YES!  :green:
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #39 on: October 28, 2013, 06:12:58 PM »
Damn, I thought we were going to find out which came first....I think its the chicken.
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #40 on: October 28, 2013, 07:27:34 PM »
So which came first, the lie or the politician?
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #41 on: October 28, 2013, 07:50:57 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on October 28, 2013, 07:27:34 PM
So which came first, the lie or the politician?

I think it depends upon whether one prefers creationism or or the science of evolution to answer the questions we all ponder.

One does not necessarily have to recognize a lie at hand to find a politician, but the simplest of lies could work like Diogenes' Lamp to find a politician.

If one could make a LIAR'S LAMP, flamed in the spirit of Diogenes, one could expose ALL the politicians with one walk through a city, looking for the first Lie.

On the other hand, if no one had ever spoken a word in all of history, finding a politician who could speak would reveal the first of many lies.

I am an evolutionist. I believe that lies could have evolved separately, but politicians could NOT have. I do not think for an instant that the politician could ever have existed, except for the Lie.

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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2013, 12:04:36 AM »
Calavera pwned you there, Rage. You played fast and loose with the definitions you pasted.
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2013, 09:39:36 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 29, 2013, 12:04:36 AM
Calavera pwned you there, Rage. You played fast and loose with the definitions you pasted.

Odeon. I was trying to make the point that his political views I pointed out that his behavior was a carbon copy of Christians ranting about their bible and beliefs. My point was solid. I tried to show him that one a small fraction of a sentence defined something to him out of the entire definition of it. This is exactly what religious people do. They cling to a few bible verses, one aspect of their messiah's life, some magic story, and that's IT. That's all they ever want to know.

He pwned himself, dude.
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Re: Oooh. Do you know what this is evidence of?
« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2013, 03:47:15 PM »
That may have been your intention, mate, but your execution was poor.
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