I call out the whole board

[神]

Don't worry people. I know how to handle trolling.

Just ignore and continue thread.

[神]

Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.

But I guess it is all not really as you said.

[Semicolon]

Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.

But I guess it is all not really as you said.

But that would only encourage your trolling.

Besides, that's not the case with the best available knowledge. Statistically speaking, it's unlikely that you have the longest on this forum.

[Gopher Gary]

That's where I keep my penis.

Will you let me see it? 

[Al Swearegen]

Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.

But I guess it is all not really as you said.

Sorry you were saying that humouring a man requesting photos of your erect penis something manly or courageous or even something worth seriously thinking about?

It is strange that any representation of truly masculine men as role models or heroes seem to miss this aspect of masculinity in any representation of them.

I am not going to say you have a bigger, smaller or better dick than me or anyone else. I shall feel embarrassment for you in asking for a whole bunch of men's dicks in the first place

[Gopher Gary]

I shall feel embarrassment for you

 

[Beardy McFuckface]

Mine may not be the biggest, but I certainly know how to use it.

[P7PSP]

Btw., if you are all so grown up to be past comparing penis size, and it is nothing you need to concern yourself with, then we might as well settle the issue by agreeing that I have the longest penis on the forum, to the best knowledge available.

But I guess it is all not really as you said.

Repeating a failed strategy doesn't work well the 2nd time. Try repeating yourself 31 more times. That will work. 

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

OP is literally a faggot.

[odeon]

I will watch X-Files until Rage quit shitting in this thread.

I much prefer Spiderman to your nonsense.

[odeon]

That was actually a funny joke I made.

It was. I was about to plus you when I remembered. 

[神]

It is strange that any representation of truly masculine men as role models or heroes seem to miss this aspect of masculinity in any representation of them.

Yeah, except that this is entirely untrue throughout history.







"Gee, why are all the men naked and showing off their dicks? They myst be gay or something ..."

[神]

Yes, your quote was referring to erect penises. But there is little reason to represent manliness by erect penises, rather that flaccid penises, in historical artifacts (although they do of course equally exist). It would likely lead to misinterpretation, i.e. that the artwork was about sexual arousal. The point is that the penis is not exempt from being a measurement of it.

[P7PSP]

Whether you are a twinkie or a bear you'll have better luck learning to play the bonophone meeting other like minded individuals in person than you will asking for fap pics here.

[bodie]

I have extremely small hands.  Thus making the average todger appear to be quite a whopper!

Just sayin'