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I have this condition
« on: October 16, 2013, 08:08:08 PM »
I can tell if people are either fake, sincere, stupid, and all the above. I can tell if they are a virgin, not a virgin, in a relationship, and so on...

Sheesh... I don't like this, its a curse :(

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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2013, 03:51:56 AM »
Is the only prescription more cowbell? :hyke:
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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2013, 06:23:04 AM »
Actually its more cow bells along the side of more star trek episodes.

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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2013, 06:27:22 AM »
Its just I've heard so many white lies that I can detect them right away.

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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2013, 06:28:17 AM »
Its just I've heard so many white lies that I can detect them right away.

I cant
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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2013, 06:30:02 AM »
White lies? Why do you concern with white lies?

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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2013, 06:32:08 AM »
White lies? Why do you concern with white lies?

If they are white, they shouldn't carry germs.
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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2013, 06:33:48 AM »
White lies? Why do you concern with white lies?


Its a long story...

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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2013, 06:54:31 AM »
White lies? Why do you concern with white lies?


Its a long story...

But a white lie is like telling someone their new furniture is nice, even though one may not really like it.

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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2013, 10:15:01 AM »
So these lies you're talking about cannot contract sickle cell? HUEHUEHUE
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2013, 03:05:07 PM »
White lies? Why do you concern with white lies?


Its a long story...

But a white lie is like telling someone their new furniture is nice, even though one may not really like it.

Most of it has to do with my art work... other times its stuff I develop or make.

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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2013, 04:32:58 PM »
White lies? Why do you concern with white lies?


Its a long story...

But a white lie is like telling someone their new furniture is nice, even though one may not really like it.

Most of it has to do with my art work... other times its stuff I develop or make.

I see. That makes complete sense that you would prefer an honest critique of your work.

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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2013, 04:54:56 PM »
White lies? Why do you concern with white lies?


Its a long story...

But a white lie is like telling someone their new furniture is nice, even though one may not really like it.

Most of it has to do with my art work... other times its stuff I develop or make.

I see. That makes complete sense that you would prefer an honest critique of your work.

yep... I had two art teachers who were honest... and I liked them for it.

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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2013, 05:02:58 PM »
Will you judge me?
Misunderstood.

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Re: I have this condition
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2013, 05:17:02 PM »
depends on what you have to display or represent...

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