RAGEBELOUVE!!!

[RageBeoulve]

That's impossible. I can talk to cats. I make weird staffs and boxes and whatever out of various pieces of wood. I'm so smart that I make ABOVE Cs in college. I also have gigantic feet and hands. Who's awesome? I am!

[odeon]

You do know what they say about people with gigantic feet and hands, right?

[RageBeoulve]

You do know what they say about people with gigantic feet and hands, right?

They wear big gloves and long socks? 

[odeon]

You do know what they say about people with gigantic feet and hands, right?

They wear big gloves and long socks? 

But it doesn't matter much if they forget their trousers.

[Al Swearegen]

That's impossible. I can talk to cats. I make weird staffs and boxes and whatever out of various pieces of wood. I'm so smart that I make ABOVE Cs in college. I also have gigantic feet and hands. Who's awesome? I am!

I am an Aspie salesman. I deal and sell to people all day and retain customers for my company too. Not only do I do this but I do it well. My boss hand[picked 7 of us today to head a campaign starting Monday. If we are successful he get kudos, our section gets accolades and we get fat cash. I plan to beat the other six because i am a boss.

[RageBeoulve]

That's impossible. I can talk to cats. I make weird staffs and boxes and whatever out of various pieces of wood. I'm so smart that I make ABOVE Cs in college. I also have gigantic feet and hands. Who's awesome? I am!

I am an Aspie salesman. I deal and sell to people all day and retain customers for my company too. Not only do I do this but I do it well. My boss hand[picked 7 of us today to head a campaign starting Monday. If we are successful he get kudos, our section gets accolades and we get fat cash. I plan to beat the other six because i am a boss.

[odeon]

That's impossible. I can talk to cats. I make weird staffs and boxes and whatever out of various pieces of wood. I'm so smart that I make ABOVE Cs in college. I also have gigantic feet and hands. Who's awesome? I am!

I am an Aspie salesman. I deal and sell to people all day and retain customers for my company too. Not only do I do this but I do it well. My boss hand[picked 7 of us today to head a campaign starting Monday. If we are successful he get kudos, our section gets accolades and we get fat cash. I plan to beat the other six because i am a boss.

It's hard to sell when you are a spazz. I do that too. Not alone but as part of a team, and I'm bloody good at it. I have been part of deals worth millions for my employers.

[Al Swearegen]

That's impossible. I can talk to cats. I make weird staffs and boxes and whatever out of various pieces of wood. I'm so smart that I make ABOVE Cs in college. I also have gigantic feet and hands. Who's awesome? I am!

I am an Aspie salesman. I deal and sell to people all day and retain customers for my company too. Not only do I do this but I do it well. My boss hand[picked 7 of us today to head a campaign starting Monday. If we are successful he get kudos, our section gets accolades and we get fat cash. I plan to beat the other six because i am a boss.

It's hard to sell when you are a spazz. I do that too. Not alone but as part of a team, and I'm bloody good at it. I have been part of deals worth millions for my employers.

It is. I find that I convert better and can focus longer. This slightly tips things in my favour. Other guns ted to be all in for a few hours and then slack off or alternatively are manic and work on huge volume an low conversion. I am a workhorse. I am in a niche team of four that was set up by the CEO years ago. We get a fair bit of independence and respect but if we fuck up we get shat on from up high and it takes forever to stop.

[odeon]

Me, I match patterns. I can spot them when talking to clients and I know how to act on them. I fake human connections well, too.

It's boring in the end, though. I don't bond and I don't do the social dinners well.

[McGiver]

I got the last word.
I win

[Al Swearegen]

Me, I match patterns. I can spot them when talking to clients and I know how to act on them. I fake human connections well, too.

It's boring in the end, though. I don't bond and I don't do the social dinners well.

I script well. Over the years I have a filling phrase or situation to help. My voice is obvious middle-aged and deep and monotoned. It has a decent effect on people surprisingly. They see me as someone who is serious, dependable, mature and not stressed out or flustered. They are havng to work against that NOT to buy off me.

[odeon]

Me, I match patterns. I can spot them when talking to clients and I know how to act on them. I fake human connections well, too.

It's boring in the end, though. I don't bond and I don't do the social dinners well.

I script well. Over the years I have a filling phrase or situation to help. My voice is obvious middle-aged and deep and monotoned. It has a decent effect on people surprisingly. They see me as someone who is serious, dependable, mature and not stressed out or flustered. They are havng to work against that NOT to buy off me.

Scripts and patterns do it for me.

[RageBeoulve]

I just go with my gut.

[McGiver]

  I just take the last word.

[Jack]

Jack stares at the screen.