"Don't try to understand women... Women understand women and they hate each other." - Al Bundy, Shoe Salesman.
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You do know what they say about people with gigantic feet and hands, right?
Quote from: odeon on October 18, 2013, 12:18:00 PMYou do know what they say about people with gigantic feet and hands, right? They wear big gloves and long socks?
That's impossible. I can talk to cats. I make weird staffs and boxes and whatever out of various pieces of wood. I'm so smart that I make ABOVE Cs in college. I also have gigantic feet and hands. Who's awesome? I am!
Quote from: RageBeoulve on October 18, 2013, 12:13:41 PMThat's impossible. I can talk to cats. I make weird staffs and boxes and whatever out of various pieces of wood. I'm so smart that I make ABOVE Cs in college. I also have gigantic feet and hands. Who's awesome? I am!I am an Aspie salesman. I deal and sell to people all day and retain customers for my company too. Not only do I do this but I do it well. My boss hand[picked 7 of us today to head a campaign starting Monday. If we are successful he get kudos, our section gets accolades and we get fat cash. I plan to beat the other six because i am a boss.
Quote from: Al Swearengen on October 18, 2013, 12:23:22 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on October 18, 2013, 12:13:41 PMThat's impossible. I can talk to cats. I make weird staffs and boxes and whatever out of various pieces of wood. I'm so smart that I make ABOVE Cs in college. I also have gigantic feet and hands. Who's awesome? I am!I am an Aspie salesman. I deal and sell to people all day and retain customers for my company too. Not only do I do this but I do it well. My boss hand[picked 7 of us today to head a campaign starting Monday. If we are successful he get kudos, our section gets accolades and we get fat cash. I plan to beat the other six because i am a boss.It's hard to sell when you are a spazz. I do that too. Not alone but as part of a team, and I'm bloody good at it. I have been part of deals worth millions for my employers.
Me, I match patterns. I can spot them when talking to clients and I know how to act on them. I fake human connections well, too.It's boring in the end, though. I don't bond and I don't do the social dinners well.
Quote from: odeon on October 18, 2013, 12:45:30 PMMe, I match patterns. I can spot them when talking to clients and I know how to act on them. I fake human connections well, too.It's boring in the end, though. I don't bond and I don't do the social dinners well.I script well. Over the years I have a filling phrase or situation to help. My voice is obvious middle-aged and deep and monotoned. It has a decent effect on people surprisingly. They see me as someone who is serious, dependable, mature and not stressed out or flustered. They are havng to work against that NOT to buy off me.