A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 10:03:00 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 12, 2014, 05:08:41 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 10:05:31 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 12, 2014, 09:45:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 07:18:32 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 11, 2014, 06:12:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet! will replace the internet? Giraffes will replace the internet, yes.LinkFuck the pigeons. Giraffes for the win. How would a giraffe navigate Belfast? They're very tall so they can see everything.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 12, 2014, 05:08:41 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 10:05:31 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 12, 2014, 09:45:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 07:18:32 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 11, 2014, 06:12:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet! will replace the internet? Giraffes will replace the internet, yes.LinkFuck the pigeons. Giraffes for the win. How would a giraffe navigate Belfast?
Quote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 10:05:31 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 12, 2014, 09:45:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 07:18:32 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 11, 2014, 06:12:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet! will replace the internet? Giraffes will replace the internet, yes.LinkFuck the pigeons. Giraffes for the win.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 12, 2014, 09:45:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 07:18:32 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 11, 2014, 06:12:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet! will replace the internet? Giraffes will replace the internet, yes.Link
Quote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 07:18:32 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 11, 2014, 06:12:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet! will replace the internet? Giraffes will replace the internet, yes.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 11, 2014, 06:12:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet! will replace the internet?
Quote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet!
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet!
We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet!
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on June 13, 2014, 09:37:08 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 10:03:00 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 12, 2014, 05:08:41 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 10:05:31 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 12, 2014, 09:45:05 AMQuote from: Semicolon on June 12, 2014, 07:18:32 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on June 11, 2014, 06:12:18 PMQuote from: Semicolon on June 11, 2014, 11:25:43 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 11, 2014, 10:45:04 AM We interrupt this long exchange of nested quotes to wonder what will eventually replace the internet! will replace the internet? Giraffes will replace the internet, yes.LinkFuck the pigeons. Giraffes for the win. How would a giraffe navigate Belfast? They're very tall so they can see everything. The streets would soon become clogged with giraffes.
This was supposed to be in place by 2001I still feel that while the space shuttle was an awesome machine, it was the wrong direction to take. There was a Mars exploration programme in the wings, and a moonbase, and lots of other cool things. And the US was the only nation on the planet capable of pulling it all off.
It would have been pretty cool, wouldn't it? Now, the US is hoping that private enterprises will build and provide spaceships. It's sad.
It's irritating when people cry poor in the mouth over NASA. NASA is one of the smallest expenditures in the national budget and the US can afford a decent space program. Though it's understandable that NASA's objectives have changed toward non-manned exploration.
NASA's budget is only one half of one percent of the national budget. It could be cut completely and no one other than NASA would probably notice. Thinking government officials wouldn't actually re-direct those funds to people who need food or shelter.
Quote from: odeon on June 15, 2014, 12:46:41 AMIt would have been pretty cool, wouldn't it? Now, the US is hoping that private enterprises will build and provide spaceships. It's sad.We don't have the discretionary spending ability that we used to. It matters what else the money is spent on. Families are still going hungry and losing their homes. Not everyone has health insurance. Education is being cut. Or, the NSA might want a new drone.
Quote from: Jack on June 15, 2014, 08:42:03 AMNASA's budget is only one half of one percent of the national budget. It could be cut completely and no one other than NASA would probably notice. Thinking government officials wouldn't actually re-direct those funds to people who need food or shelter.
Quote from: Jack on June 15, 2014, 07:20:19 AMIt's irritating when people cry poor in the mouth over NASA. NASA is one of the smallest expenditures in the national budget and the US can afford a decent space program. Though it's understandable that NASA's objectives have changed toward non-manned exploration.Is it? I'm not sure.