Will you drive it? 
She'll fly it.
She won't be able to do a barrel roll, with her natural Weeble righting instinct. 
Why would I need to do a barrel roll?
I just need to fly in a straight line to work.
You'll never win at Star Fox with that attitude.

Do a barrel roll!

I think a realistic look on how live will be in the 21st century can be summarized in four words:
"A bit shit, really."
"Nigel Farage for PM."
"The NSA sees everything."
"Free internet porn everywhere."