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Offline Callaway

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Re: coming clean
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2006, 04:36:05 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 07, 2006, 04:30:14 PM
Quote from: Callaway on December 07, 2006, 04:29:16 PM
Quote from: McJagger on December 07, 2006, 03:48:53 PM
the only thing that is truly terrifying on this whole forum, shima, is my bare naked arse.


can i get a witness?

Witnessed.



thanks V.

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Re: coming clean
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2006, 04:54:30 PM »
You know your a nurse when:  I can look at a picture of McJaggers ass and three thoughts go thru my mind.

1)Skin, clean, dry and intact :angel:

2)I wish I had a magic marker or a rubber band and a paper clip! >:D

3)I have seen more naked asses in one week than most people will see in their lifetimes. :o
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Re: coming clean
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2006, 06:21:39 PM »
I've been guilty of thos too, but it's not intentional, It's just that I find the responses very interesting and I don't want to spoil the conversation by mis-directing it.  :-\
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Re: coming clean
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2006, 06:59:37 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on December 07, 2006, 04:07:24 PM
Quote from: shima on December 07, 2006, 04:04:57 PM
There are scarier asses than yours, McJ! :venere:
what about my silence of the lambs photo?




WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD?
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Re: coming clean
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2006, 07:17:14 PM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on December 07, 2006, 06:59:37 PM
Quote from: McJagger on December 07, 2006, 04:07:24 PM
Quote from: shima on December 07, 2006, 04:04:57 PM
There are scarier asses than yours, McJ! :venere:
what about my silence of the lambs photo?




WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD?

If you could make your bits look like a cock and balls, wouldn't you be tempted when you're bored?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: coming clean
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2006, 07:20:40 PM »
Oh, I just figured out how he did it.

The scrotum makes it a lot less fanny like.
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Re: coming clean
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2006, 08:36:43 PM »
pete, do you ever fuck around like this when you are bored.

please post some pictures if you do.
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Re: coming clean
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2006, 08:41:23 PM »
Sure I do, and no, I'm not going to post pictures.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: coming clean
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2006, 08:48:18 PM »
Are You chicken Peter. :laugh:
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Re: coming clean
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2006, 08:52:54 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on December 07, 2006, 08:41:23 PM
Sure I do, and no, I'm not going to post pictures.

why not?

just do not include your fce and they should be safe enough.
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Re: coming clean
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2006, 08:54:48 PM »
Quote from: Dragonslayer on December 07, 2006, 08:48:18 PM
Are You chicken Peter. :laugh:

I don't have any insecurities about my crotch to be chicken about; I just can't be arsed posting pics of it, and I doubt many people would appreciate them.

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: coming clean
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2006, 08:57:32 PM »
Personally, the way I come clean is that I have a tissue ready and right as I do i just cup the head with the tissue.  No fuss, no muss.
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Re: coming clean
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2006, 09:26:39 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on December 07, 2006, 08:57:32 PM
Personally, the way I come clean is that I have a tissue ready and right as I do i just cup the head with the tissue.  No fuss, no muss.

Doesn't all that futzing around with the tissue take some of the pleasure out of it.
Isn't it better to just let the "chips" fall where they may?
Clean up later.
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Re: coming clean
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2006, 09:29:01 PM »
Usually I do let the chips fall where they may, but sometimes I prefer an expidious clean up, and I am quite skilled at multitasking holding the tissue and myself at the same time.
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Re: coming clean
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2006, 10:33:31 PM »
the rocking motion usually causes the cum rag to slip off my lap.
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