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Fatty fat Americans don't know proper English - of course
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on October 12, 2013, 02:07:46 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on October 12, 2013, 02:03:27 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 12, 2013, 04:09:56 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on October 10, 2013, 02:14:51 PMI almost never sit still. I run instead of walking almost every time i'm going somewhere. In the summer it usually stays around low 90s to high 90s. Winter 25 to 35. During the winter I just waer a long sleeved shit and pants. Sometimes if its in the lower teens i'll wear a jacket.How much do you eat? You make me think of one of my kids, before puberty hit her. No icepacks in summer, but for the rest a lot like you. I got stopped in the streets when she was a wee one in a push cart, for not having her dressed properly. I would then ask people to get of their bikes and feel her hands, so they would know that covering her in duvets and what not would be killing. People were astonished to feel her warmth. Her healthy body temperature is below average though. After puberty hit, she did start using covers on her bed, and wearing thicker clothes. She started eating less, and gaining weight too. As a six year old, she had to eat more than recommended for a full grown man, to maintain weight.Oh tons. I never skip a meal, and i'll have seconds and third helpings most of the time. I normally eat a very large breakfast because eggs and bacon and such are the most fun to cook, at times i'll have maybe four fried eggs with a half a pack of bacon, with some oatmeal, vitamin, three glasses of orange juice, etc in a single meal.Damn dude, the day you stop jogging/working out, you're gonna explode into a motorized chair Goddamn whippersnappers! They all want motorized chairs! Well tough shit! I earned my goddamn chair! They can wait till they're 100 fucking years old like me!
Quote from: RageBeoulve on October 12, 2013, 02:03:27 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on October 12, 2013, 04:09:56 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on October 10, 2013, 02:14:51 PMI almost never sit still. I run instead of walking almost every time i'm going somewhere. In the summer it usually stays around low 90s to high 90s. Winter 25 to 35. During the winter I just waer a long sleeved shit and pants. Sometimes if its in the lower teens i'll wear a jacket.How much do you eat? You make me think of one of my kids, before puberty hit her. No icepacks in summer, but for the rest a lot like you. I got stopped in the streets when she was a wee one in a push cart, for not having her dressed properly. I would then ask people to get of their bikes and feel her hands, so they would know that covering her in duvets and what not would be killing. People were astonished to feel her warmth. Her healthy body temperature is below average though. After puberty hit, she did start using covers on her bed, and wearing thicker clothes. She started eating less, and gaining weight too. As a six year old, she had to eat more than recommended for a full grown man, to maintain weight.Oh tons. I never skip a meal, and i'll have seconds and third helpings most of the time. I normally eat a very large breakfast because eggs and bacon and such are the most fun to cook, at times i'll have maybe four fried eggs with a half a pack of bacon, with some oatmeal, vitamin, three glasses of orange juice, etc in a single meal.Damn dude, the day you stop jogging/working out, you're gonna explode into a motorized chair
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 12, 2013, 04:09:56 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on October 10, 2013, 02:14:51 PMI almost never sit still. I run instead of walking almost every time i'm going somewhere. In the summer it usually stays around low 90s to high 90s. Winter 25 to 35. During the winter I just waer a long sleeved shit and pants. Sometimes if its in the lower teens i'll wear a jacket.How much do you eat? You make me think of one of my kids, before puberty hit her. No icepacks in summer, but for the rest a lot like you. I got stopped in the streets when she was a wee one in a push cart, for not having her dressed properly. I would then ask people to get of their bikes and feel her hands, so they would know that covering her in duvets and what not would be killing. People were astonished to feel her warmth. Her healthy body temperature is below average though. After puberty hit, she did start using covers on her bed, and wearing thicker clothes. She started eating less, and gaining weight too. As a six year old, she had to eat more than recommended for a full grown man, to maintain weight.Oh tons. I never skip a meal, and i'll have seconds and third helpings most of the time. I normally eat a very large breakfast because eggs and bacon and such are the most fun to cook, at times i'll have maybe four fried eggs with a half a pack of bacon, with some oatmeal, vitamin, three glasses of orange juice, etc in a single meal.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on October 10, 2013, 02:14:51 PMI almost never sit still. I run instead of walking almost every time i'm going somewhere. In the summer it usually stays around low 90s to high 90s. Winter 25 to 35. During the winter I just waer a long sleeved shit and pants. Sometimes if its in the lower teens i'll wear a jacket.How much do you eat? You make me think of one of my kids, before puberty hit her. No icepacks in summer, but for the rest a lot like you. I got stopped in the streets when she was a wee one in a push cart, for not having her dressed properly. I would then ask people to get of their bikes and feel her hands, so they would know that covering her in duvets and what not would be killing. People were astonished to feel her warmth. Her healthy body temperature is below average though. After puberty hit, she did start using covers on her bed, and wearing thicker clothes. She started eating less, and gaining weight too. As a six year old, she had to eat more than recommended for a full grown man, to maintain weight.
I almost never sit still. I run instead of walking almost every time i'm going somewhere. In the summer it usually stays around low 90s to high 90s. Winter 25 to 35. During the winter I just waer a long sleeved shit and pants. Sometimes if its in the lower teens i'll wear a jacket.
Quote from: Lit on October 12, 2013, 06:24:07 PMFatty fat Americans don't know proper English - of course Stop pretending to be a Brit, you Swedish meatball.
Last night I somehow ended up with no underwear on under my pj pants. I must have taken them off in my sleep. But I can't find them anywhere.
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: renaeden on February 16, 2014, 12:23:52 AMLast night I somehow ended up with no underwear on under my pj pants. I must have taken them off in my sleep. But I can't find them anywhere. Do you ever sleepwalk? You aren't on Ambien, are you?* * Feel free to tell me it's none of my business.
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 03, 2014, 11:34:06 PMQuote from: renaeden on February 16, 2014, 12:23:52 AMLast night I somehow ended up with no underwear on under my pj pants. I must have taken them off in my sleep. But I can't find them anywhere. Do you ever sleepwalk? You aren't on Ambien, are you?* * Feel free to tell me it's none of my business. Long-acting Seroquel was the culprit. It made me do strange stuff. Like taking out a bunch of linen from the cupboard and putting it on the computer chair. Like getting up and telling Ceilidh that the cats weren't happy with the carpet. Like getting all the capsicum out of the fridge and.... Ceilidh caught me at that and I woke up and sheepishly put the capsicum back. And the underwear thing.Now I am taking regular Seroquel and nothing has happened so far.
