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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #90 on: October 20, 2013, 02:16:31 AM »
Quote from: odeon on October 19, 2013, 03:52:30 PM
Quote from: DFGL on October 19, 2013, 02:49:16 AM
Yes. But you can't see it in the graph. I am too far on the right side.


Maybe it is that people here are just trying to balance the equation?

I like how you edited your post afterwards. Do you lie to yourself much?

After posting, I figured since this is obviously fictitious and ridiculous data, I might as well make a fictitious and ridiculous assessment.


Though, you could actually let people rate on a scale from 0 to 10 how much sense the post they are responding to made to them and how flawed/nonsensical they think it was. That could be easily embedded in the reply function of forum boards. The results of that would be pretty interesting.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #91 on: October 20, 2013, 02:20:07 AM »
Oh, but you make those all the time. No need to edit posts.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #92 on: October 20, 2013, 06:12:12 AM »
Tend to appreciate the nonsense level around here.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #93 on: October 20, 2013, 06:15:50 AM »
We aim to please. :zoinks:
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #94 on: October 20, 2013, 08:04:07 AM »
Quote from: Jack on October 20, 2013, 06:12:12 AM
Tend to appreciate the nonsense level around here.

Well no-one can be serious 100% of the time, not even me. :zoinks:
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #95 on: October 20, 2013, 08:09:34 AM »
:clap: for pictures. :thumbup:

I understand now. You're saying that I2 has a certain nonsense-to-sense ratio in its posts. Therefore, to increase the sensible amount, we must increase the nonsense. :yarly: :tard:

Where is WP on that graph? :nerdy:
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #96 on: August 26, 2014, 06:51:43 PM »
Quote from: 神 on October 08, 2013, 12:13:21 PM
Do they even exist? I mean women who will find out where you live and write you unwanted love letters, send you stuff and such <3 .

What is the best strategy? Posting youtube videos or rather xhamster?

I don't really understand what women like and what I like doesn't work for people.

I am unsure how to do it, except by mere chance through becoming extremely popular.

In your dreams. asshole

Did you ever try thinking of us as diverse people
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #97 on: May 28, 2016, 10:32:35 PM »
Awiddershit needs to come back.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #98 on: May 29, 2016, 12:16:28 AM »
Agreed.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #99 on: May 30, 2016, 01:43:43 PM »
 :indeed:

I wonder what happened.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #100 on: May 30, 2016, 02:01:19 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 30, 2016, 01:43:43 PM
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I wonder what happened.

Maybe she gave up drinking. Good for her if it works. Pity for I2.

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #101 on: May 30, 2016, 03:51:42 PM »
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #102 on: May 30, 2016, 04:44:01 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 30, 2016, 01:43:43 PM
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I wonder what happened.
She didn't seem to like my views on whores.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #103 on: May 31, 2016, 02:53:17 PM »
Quote from: Jack on May 30, 2016, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 30, 2016, 01:43:43 PM
:indeed:

I wonder what happened.
She didn't seem to like my views on whores.

/shrugs

You can't please everybody.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #104 on: May 31, 2016, 04:09:45 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 31, 2016, 02:53:17 PM
Quote from: Jack on May 30, 2016, 04:44:01 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 30, 2016, 01:43:43 PM
:indeed:

I wonder what happened.
She didn't seem to like my views on whores.

/shrugs

You can't please everybody.
It's a shame, though. Liked her.
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