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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #75 on: October 18, 2013, 12:58:12 PM »
You mean gay people?

How so?
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #76 on: October 18, 2013, 01:44:53 PM »
Quote from: DFGL on October 18, 2013, 12:58:12 PM
You mean gay people?

How so?



Stop messing around. You're not really this dumb.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #77 on: October 18, 2013, 02:40:53 PM »
ITT: guys cheating on their girlfriends
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #78 on: October 18, 2013, 05:52:30 PM »
Quote from: DFGL on October 18, 2013, 02:40:53 PM
ITT: guys cheating on their girlfriends

Er yeah. Faggots. Look at the kids in that video dude. The girl was a little cleaner, but she still looks like she'd been clothed by a fucking blind person, with things they found in a dumpster.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #79 on: October 19, 2013, 12:59:34 AM »
Stop messing around. You're not really this dumb.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #80 on: October 19, 2013, 01:34:29 AM »
Straight from the tries and true comeback, "I know you are but what am I?"
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #81 on: October 19, 2013, 02:35:28 AM »
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #82 on: October 19, 2013, 02:45:38 AM »
Your posts seem to have significantly affected the quality of the board.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #83 on: October 19, 2013, 02:49:16 AM »
Yes. But you can't see it in the graph. I am too far on the right side.


Maybe it is that people here are just trying to balance the equation?
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #84 on: October 19, 2013, 05:35:39 AM »
Jack approves of your graph.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #85 on: October 19, 2013, 10:17:01 AM »
Quote from: Jack on October 19, 2013, 05:35:39 AM
Jack approves of your graph.

      :agreed:    It has pretty dots on it and they make patterns.  I like patterns.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #86 on: October 19, 2013, 03:50:52 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 19, 2013, 10:17:01 AM
Quote from: Jack on October 19, 2013, 05:35:39 AM
Jack approves of your graph.

      :agreed:    It has pretty dots on it and they make patterns.  I like patterns.

It appears fairly accurate as well. :laugh:
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #87 on: October 19, 2013, 03:52:30 PM »
Quote from: DFGL on October 19, 2013, 02:49:16 AM
Yes. But you can't see it in the graph. I am too far on the right side.


Maybe it is that people here are just trying to balance the equation?

I like how you edited your post afterwards. Do you lie to yourself much?
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #88 on: October 19, 2013, 05:24:27 PM »
Quote from: DFGL on October 19, 2013, 02:49:16 AM
Yes. But you can't see it in the graph. I am too far on the right side.


Maybe it is that people here are just trying to balance the equation?

You balance the equation simply by posting. The made up disorder in your sig is enough to make even the dumbest of dumbfucks slap themselves on the forehead with disgust.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #89 on: October 20, 2013, 02:14:00 AM »
This is getting incredibly boring now.
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