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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2013, 01:45:18 PM »
I watch OCD documentaries just for the women :( .
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2013, 04:07:22 PM »
Why would you want to Stalk Duckie anyways?

She would just annoy you about her cats....

Then again... I get the sameway about my birds.

FUCK!!!!

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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2013, 06:20:46 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on October 08, 2013, 04:07:22 PM
Why would you want to Stalk Duckie anyways?

She would just annoy you about her cats....

Then again... I get the sameway about my birds.

FUCK!!!!

You got a problem with cats, bub? *snikt! sprouts metal claws out of his hands, puffing on a cigar*
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2013, 06:25:21 PM »
Quote from: Lit on October 08, 2013, 01:12:42 PM
Quote from: duckfetishgirllover on October 08, 2013, 12:52:51 PM
A viking? Obviously. That made no sense at all.

How is that obvious? I have viking ancestry for real  8)

  I could have it too, you know, on my mother's side, from when the Vikings arrived in the British Isles.  :apondering:
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2013, 07:30:29 PM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirllover on October 08, 2013, 01:45:18 PM
I watch OCD documentaries just for the women :( .

I know you are screaming for attention and want to shock, but you are uninteresting and we don't know you
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2013, 10:29:13 PM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirllover on October 08, 2013, 01:08:19 PM
What I have found on this forum so far is mostly a big pile of shit. I guess the content goes with the favicon.

Where is the dating thread btw?

Dating thread?
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2013, 02:15:12 AM »
Where members get into romantic relationships with each other.


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I know you are screaming for attention and want to shock, but you are uninteresting and we don't know you

I am just asking what I am afraid to ask elsewhere.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2013, 04:59:04 AM »
I have never advanced any further with relationships on this board than speaking with Shima and Fiona about their sexual preferences on MSN  :(
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2013, 06:28:45 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on October 08, 2013, 12:54:58 PM
Quote from: duckfetishgirllover on October 08, 2013, 12:52:51 PM
A viking? Obviously. That made no sense at all.

:trollface:

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Quote from: duckfetishgirllover on October 08, 2013, 01:08:19 PM
What I have found on this forum so far is mostly a big pile of shit. I guess the content goes with the favicon.

Where is the dating thread btw?

That's because you're only reading your own threads. :-*

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Quote from: duckfetishgirllover on October 08, 2013, 01:45:18 PM
I watch OCD documentaries just for the women :( .

I know you are screaming for attention and want to shock, but you are uninteresting and we don't know you

How is it shocking to watch documentaries, for any reason? :dunno: Saying that you watch documentaries is an ineffective trolling tactic.

Quote from: duckfetishgirllover on October 09, 2013, 02:15:12 AM
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I know you are screaming for attention and want to shock, but you are uninteresting and we don't know you

I am just asking what I am afraid to ask elsewhere.

I'm afraid that you've confused us with WP. The dating thread is here. :autism:

And your quote of Al's post is misleading. He wasn't responding to a question you posted.

Quote from: Lit on October 09, 2013, 04:59:04 AM
I have never advanced any further with relationships on this board than speaking with Shima and Fiona about their sexual preferences on MSN  :(

We're all out of your age range. ;)
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2013, 06:50:46 AM »
Shit response. Next.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2013, 11:14:51 AM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirllover on October 09, 2013, 06:50:46 AM
Shit response. Next.

sometimes do I at when for there to be only that?
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2013, 11:49:52 AM »
:'(

This thread is about attracting creepy stalker women and not about nonsense.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2013, 12:13:59 PM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirllover on October 09, 2013, 02:15:12 AM
Where members get into romantic relationships with each other.

We don't have a thread or forum for that. You're welcome to start a thread, though.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2013, 12:15:00 PM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirllover on October 09, 2013, 11:49:52 AM
:'(

This thread is about attracting creepy stalker women and not about nonsense.

One of the things you'll soon notice here that nothing stays on topic for long. If at all.
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Re: How to randomly attract creepy, obsessive, controlling stalker women?
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2013, 12:19:24 PM »
I was in the library and popped a boner when women walked by because 1200 herbal med tablets ginseng sexsex I can lift 500 pounds with my neck come on out I want to make fun of you
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