40,000 for the Weeble!

[Semicolon]

Maybe it's a local custom?

If it is, then they stole it from us.

You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe.

Imagine how influential we'd be if there was oil in the Netherlands.

[odeon]

Maybe it's a local custom?

If it is, then they stole it from us.

You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe.

Imagine how influential we'd be if there was oil in the Netherlands.

You should liberate them. 

[Semicolon]

Maybe it's a local custom?

If it is, then they stole it from us.

You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe.

Imagine how influential we'd be if there was oil in the Netherlands.

You should liberate them. 

We must bring democracy to Europe.

[odeon]

Maybe it's a local custom?

If it is, then they stole it from us.

You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe.

Imagine how influential we'd be if there was oil in the Netherlands.

You should liberate them. 

We must bring democracy to Europe.

I hear that Russia's got some rather notable natural resources.

[Semicolon]

Maybe it's a local custom?

If it is, then they stole it from us.

You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe.

Imagine how influential we'd be if there was oil in the Netherlands.

You should liberate them. 

We must bring democracy to Europe.

I hear that Russia's got some rather notable natural resources.

I've heard that Russia already has a democracy.

['andersom']

Maybe it's a local custom?

If it is, then they stole it from us.

You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe.

Imagine how influential we'd be if there was oil in the Netherlands.

We do have a bit of that.

[Semicolon]

Maybe it's a local custom?

If it is, then they stole it from us.

You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe.

Imagine how influential we'd be if there was oil in the Netherlands.

We do have a bit of that.

Here we come!

By the way, this statue is odd. Why is Santa Claus delivering a giant Christmas buttplug?

[odeon]

WTF is that?

[Semicolon]

WTF is that?

It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug.

['andersom']

WTF is that?

It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug.

Where was that picture taken?

[Semicolon]

WTF is that?

It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug.

Where was that picture taken?

Rotterdam, in the Netherlands.

[odeon]

WTF is that?

It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug.

And it's a Christmas buttplug because...?

['andersom']

WTF is that?

It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug.

Where was that picture taken?

Rotterdam, in the Netherlands.

It's an American statue, in the Netherlands.

Apparently the American artist meant it to be Santa with a Christmas tree.
The locals named it "Kabouter Buttplug" (Butt Plug Gnome).

[Semicolon]

WTF is that?

It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug.

And it's a Christmas buttplug because...?

Santa Claus is delivering it.

WTF is that?

It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug.

Where was that picture taken?

Rotterdam, in the Netherlands.

It's an American statue, in the Netherlands.

Apparently the American artist meant it to be Santa with a Christmas tree.
The locals named it "Kabouter Buttplug" (Butt Plug Gnome).

It represents the friendship of America and the Netherlands.

['andersom']

WTF is that?

It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug.

Where was that picture taken?

Rotterdam, in the Netherlands.

It's an American statue, in the Netherlands.

Apparently the American artist meant it to be Santa with a Christmas tree.
The locals named it "Kabouter Buttplug" (Butt Plug Gnome).

It represents the friendship of America and the Netherlands.

 

Santa wants to drill for oil in scary places.