A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Quote from: Semicolon on September 05, 2014, 09:56:37 AMQuote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 09:44:55 AMMaybe it's a local custom? If it is, then they stole it from us. You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe.
Quote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 09:44:55 AMMaybe it's a local custom? If it is, then they stole it from us.
Maybe it's a local custom?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 09:57:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 05, 2014, 09:56:37 AMQuote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 09:44:55 AMMaybe it's a local custom? If it is, then they stole it from us. You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe. Imagine how influential we'd be if there was oil in the Netherlands.
Quote from: Semicolon on September 05, 2014, 10:01:26 AMQuote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 09:57:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 05, 2014, 09:56:37 AMQuote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 09:44:55 AMMaybe it's a local custom? If it is, then they stole it from us. You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe. Imagine how influential we'd be if there was oil in the Netherlands. You should liberate them.
Quote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 10:06:34 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 05, 2014, 10:01:26 AMQuote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 09:57:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 05, 2014, 09:56:37 AMQuote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 09:44:55 AMMaybe it's a local custom? If it is, then they stole it from us. You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe. Imagine how influential we'd be if there was oil in the Netherlands. You should liberate them. We must bring democracy to Europe.
Quote from: Semicolon on September 05, 2014, 06:30:12 PMQuote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 10:06:34 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 05, 2014, 10:01:26 AMQuote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 09:57:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 05, 2014, 09:56:37 AMQuote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 09:44:55 AMMaybe it's a local custom? If it is, then they stole it from us. You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe. Imagine how influential we'd be if there was oil in the Netherlands. You should liberate them. We must bring democracy to Europe. I hear that Russia's got some rather notable natural resources.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Semicolon on September 05, 2014, 10:01:26 AMQuote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 09:57:23 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 05, 2014, 09:56:37 AMQuote from: odeon on September 05, 2014, 09:44:55 AMMaybe it's a local custom? If it is, then they stole it from us. You have a bad influence on the rest of the globe. Imagine how influential we'd be if there was oil in the Netherlands. We do have a bit of that.
WTF is that?
Quote from: odeon on September 07, 2014, 11:34:16 PMWTF is that?It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug.
Quote from: Semicolon on September 08, 2014, 04:22:24 AMQuote from: odeon on September 07, 2014, 11:34:16 PMWTF is that?It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug. Where was that picture taken?
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 08, 2014, 10:30:11 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 08, 2014, 04:22:24 AMQuote from: odeon on September 07, 2014, 11:34:16 PMWTF is that?It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug. Where was that picture taken?Rotterdam, in the Netherlands.
Quote from: Semicolon on September 08, 2014, 04:22:24 AMQuote from: odeon on September 07, 2014, 11:34:16 PMWTF is that?It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug. And it's a Christmas buttplug because...?
Quote from: Semicolon on September 08, 2014, 08:48:21 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 08, 2014, 10:30:11 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 08, 2014, 04:22:24 AMQuote from: odeon on September 07, 2014, 11:34:16 PMWTF is that?It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug. Where was that picture taken?Rotterdam, in the Netherlands. It's an American statue, in the Netherlands. Apparently the American artist meant it to be Santa with a Christmas tree. The locals named it "Kabouter Buttplug" (Butt Plug Gnome).
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 09, 2014, 12:55:41 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 08, 2014, 08:48:21 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on September 08, 2014, 10:30:11 AMQuote from: Semicolon on September 08, 2014, 04:22:24 AMQuote from: odeon on September 07, 2014, 11:34:16 PMWTF is that?It's a Dutch statue of Santa Claus delivering a Christmas buttplug. Where was that picture taken?Rotterdam, in the Netherlands. It's an American statue, in the Netherlands. Apparently the American artist meant it to be Santa with a Christmas tree. The locals named it "Kabouter Buttplug" (Butt Plug Gnome).It represents the friendship of America and the Netherlands.