You can't make this stuff up

[sg1008]

For any nonsensical, comical, outrageous, or incredibly outlandish occurrences.

[sg1008]

I found a small square of thick foam padding and punched it- no pain, the perfect punching pad. So I hold it up against the wall thinking that with my super fast ninja skills I will punch it, pinning it against the wall. I let go of the square and punch, but the square hits the ground and my hand hits the wall full force. OOOWWWWWWW!

My stupid moment of the day.

['andersom']

I found a small square of thick foam padding and punched it- no pain, the perfect punching pad. So I hold it up against the wall thinking that with my super fast ninja skills I will punch it, pinning it against the wall. I let go of the square and punch, but the square hits the ground and my hand hits the wall full force. OOOWWWWWWW!

My stupid moment of the day.

Sorry, this really makes me laugh. And I just have to ask you, did you get a laughing fit after the "OOOWWWWWWW!"

[sg1008]

I found a small square of thick foam padding and punched it- no pain, the perfect punching pad. So I hold it up against the wall thinking that with my super fast ninja skills I will punch it, pinning it against the wall. I let go of the square and punch, but the square hits the ground and my hand hits the wall full force. OOOWWWWWWW!

My stupid moment of the day.

Sorry, this really makes me laugh. And I just have to ask you, did you get a laughing fit after the "OOOWWWWWWW!"

Yes...imagine the most pitiful mix of laughter and whimpering- in between giggles there was yelping- because it hurt like HELL but it was so fucking hilarious, and no one was around either. 

[ZEGH8578]

I found a small square of thick foam padding and punched it- no pain, the perfect punching pad. So I hold it up against the wall thinking that with my super fast ninja skills I will punch it, pinning it against the wall. I let go of the square and punch, but the square hits the ground and my hand hits the wall full force. OOOWWWWWWW!

My stupid moment of the day.

Lesson: Must punch much, much faster!

[sg1008]

I found a small square of thick foam padding and punched it- no pain, the perfect punching pad. So I hold it up against the wall thinking that with my super fast ninja skills I will punch it, pinning it against the wall. I let go of the square and punch, but the square hits the ground and my hand hits the wall full force. OOOWWWWWWW!

My stupid moment of the day.

Lesson: Must punch much, much faster!

Lesson: I am not a ninja after all.

['andersom']

I found a small square of thick foam padding and punched it- no pain, the perfect punching pad. So I hold it up against the wall thinking that with my super fast ninja skills I will punch it, pinning it against the wall. I let go of the square and punch, but the square hits the ground and my hand hits the wall full force. OOOWWWWWWW!

My stupid moment of the day.

Lesson: Must punch much, much faster!

Lesson: I am not a ninja after all.

Sticky tape is your friend.

[Semicolon]

I found a small square of thick foam padding and punched it- no pain, the perfect punching pad. So I hold it up against the wall thinking that with my super fast ninja skills I will punch it, pinning it against the wall. I let go of the square and punch, but the square hits the ground and my hand hits the wall full force. OOOWWWWWWW!

My stupid moment of the day.

Lesson: Must punch much, much faster!

Lesson: I am not a ninja after all.

Did you think otherwise?

[sg1008]

I found a small square of thick foam padding and punched it- no pain, the perfect punching pad. So I hold it up against the wall thinking that with my super fast ninja skills I will punch it, pinning it against the wall. I let go of the square and punch, but the square hits the ground and my hand hits the wall full force. OOOWWWWWWW!

My stupid moment of the day.

Lesson: Must punch much, much faster!

Lesson: I am not a ninja after all.

Did you think otherwise?

Apparently.