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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #105 on: October 04, 2013, 03:13:50 PM »
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Quote from: Obamaeatssyrianbabies on October 01, 2013, 03:00:36 PM
I hate double standards too. Mc Jagger owes Rage an apology. Right now!

How is it "ok" for Possum to say that shit? She then calls him a bully for responding. :thumbdn:
 

She does not look 19 like it says on her profile. Maybe 20 years ago...
you have Tourette's of the butt and diarrhea of the mouth.

You have a tumor for a head that must be excised from inside yoir asshole.
your beaver is like a taco salad. Muy caliente.  Ariba.

You should leave the colorful metaphors about my snatch to Richard. He does it better.
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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #106 on: October 04, 2013, 03:15:33 PM »
Quote from: Obamaeatssyrianbabies on October 04, 2013, 03:12:44 PM
Quote from: Possum on October 04, 2013, 03:09:32 PM
Someone is just upset that the only guy hitting on her on this site also hits on everyone else he talks to in chat.

Someone is upset she doesn't get the attention she feels she deserves so she acts like a cunt to a guy she has a secret crush on all over this forum.  :hahaha:

Ah shit, you figured me out.

My ego is so tied up in this online forum that I spend all my free time on here, pretending like I have a boyfriend, or at least crushing on some random dude who pays me the slightest bit of attention.  I'm uptight, and a virgin, and I have something against giving head.  However did you figure me out?  You're like a magician or something!
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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #107 on: October 04, 2013, 03:17:46 PM »
Quote from: Possum on October 04, 2013, 03:15:33 PM
Quote from: Obamaeatssyrianbabies on October 04, 2013, 03:12:44 PM
Quote from: Possum on October 04, 2013, 03:09:32 PM
Someone is just upset that the only guy hitting on her on this site also hits on everyone else he talks to in chat.

Someone is upset she doesn't get the attention she feels she deserves so she acts like a cunt to a guy she has a secret crush on all over this forum.  :hahaha:

Ah shit, you figured me out.

My ego is so tied up in this online forum that I spend all my free time on here, pretending like I have a boyfriend, or at least crushing on some random dude who pays me the slightest bit of attention.  I'm uptight, and a virgin, and I have something against giving head.  However did you figure me out?  You're like a magician or something!

:kapkao:

You described yourself perfectly.
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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #108 on: October 04, 2013, 03:20:05 PM »
I know you are but what am I?  What is this, third grade?  No wonder no man has ever touched you.  Probably afraid of cooties :)
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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #109 on: October 04, 2013, 03:23:29 PM »
Quote from: Possum on October 04, 2013, 03:20:05 PM
I know you are but what am I?  What is this, third grade?  No wonder no man has ever touched you.  Probably afraid of cooties :)

Notice how Possum didn't jump into the callout till I said what I thought about her real age? Got you in here, didn't I? ;)





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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #110 on: October 04, 2013, 03:24:21 PM »
Quote from: Obamaeatssyrianbabies on October 04, 2013, 03:13:50 PM
Quote from: McMature on October 04, 2013, 02:45:44 PM
Quote from: Obamaeatssyrianbabies on October 04, 2013, 10:42:25 AM
Quote from: McMature on October 04, 2013, 07:07:43 AM
Quote from: Obamaeatssyrianbabies on October 01, 2013, 03:00:36 PM
I hate double standards too. Mc Jagger owes Rage an apology. Right now!

How is it "ok" for Possum to say that shit? She then calls him a bully for responding. :thumbdn:
 

She does not look 19 like it says on her profile. Maybe 20 years ago...
you have Tourette's of the butt and diarrhea of the mouth.

You have a tumor for a head that must be excised from inside yoir asshole.
your beaver is like a taco salad. Muy caliente.  Ariba.

You should leave the colorful metaphors about my snatch to Richard. He does it better.
i heart you.
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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #111 on: October 04, 2013, 03:26:39 PM »
Quote from: McMature on October 04, 2013, 03:24:21 PM
Quote from: Obamaeatssyrianbabies on October 04, 2013, 03:13:50 PM
Quote from: McMature on October 04, 2013, 02:45:44 PM
Quote from: Obamaeatssyrianbabies on October 04, 2013, 10:42:25 AM
Quote from: McMature on October 04, 2013, 07:07:43 AM
Quote from: Obamaeatssyrianbabies on October 01, 2013, 03:00:36 PM
I hate double standards too. Mc Jagger owes Rage an apology. Right now!

How is it "ok" for Possum to say that shit? She then calls him a bully for responding. :thumbdn:
 

She does not look 19 like it says on her profile. Maybe 20 years ago...
you have Tourette's of the butt and diarrhea of the mouth.

You have a tumor for a head that must be excised from inside yoir asshole.
your beaver is like a taco salad. Muy caliente.  Ariba.

You should leave the colorful metaphors about my snatch to Richard. He does it better.
i heart you.

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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #112 on: October 04, 2013, 03:44:15 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on October 03, 2013, 09:14:09 AM
You guys strongly misunderstand someones inclination to respond to a callout.

Those of you who are callout fans, seem to divide it only by "bravery" or "fear"
those who are brave must EAGER to run and defend themselves - they must FIGHT from being seen as small and weak - to grow big and strong - in the eyes of everyone.
The callout is public, open, it is a visual duel and a piss contest, and I say again - it only works if _both_ parties have the inclination to eagerly angrandize themselves through a duel.

I have never felt that need.
A callout-fan will see that as fear, and I will still not care.
The callouf-fan will then be totally out of idea, what what WHAT can the cause be? What is the reason? What is the logical composition of explanation that clarifies the position this person takes: HOW CAN HE NOT WANT TO RESPOND TO A CALLOUT!?

How can this person lack the DESPERATE NEED to make himself APPEAR BIGGER in front of EVERYONE ELSE PUBLICLY?

And I still won't care.

So... I guess it will be a mystery for those who are big fans of callout, how certain people can see a callout and not care. You will probably still think "whatever, you're just afraid of callout! chicken! bwaaak bwak bwak!" and I STILL don't care.

The only way to make me care about a callout, is to make it a bannable offense to not respond. Odeon?

Copious amount of pot makes you not care. Pretty awesome. But I doubt it would work well for me. :(
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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #113 on: October 04, 2013, 03:49:30 PM »
I haven't tried pot. Some is actually growing in the garden from the bird seeds.

I love tramadol and oxycodone, though  :viking:
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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #114 on: October 04, 2013, 05:42:07 PM »
Quote from: Obamaeatssyrianbabies on October 04, 2013, 03:23:29 PM
Quote from: Possum on October 04, 2013, 03:20:05 PM
I know you are but what am I?  What is this, third grade?  No wonder no man has ever touched you.  Probably afraid of cooties :)

Notice how Possum didn't jump into the callout till I said what I thought about her real age? Got you in here, didn't I? ;)



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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #115 on: October 04, 2013, 08:38:14 PM »
Did anyone find the 'playing possum' reference the least bit amusing?
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Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #116 on: October 04, 2013, 09:44:30 PM »
Quote from: sg1008 on October 04, 2013, 08:38:14 PM
Did anyone find the 'playing possum' reference the least bit amusing?

I thought it was funny.   :hyke:
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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #117 on: October 05, 2013, 07:08:26 AM »
Quote from: Gotboredwithlions on October 04, 2013, 09:44:30 PM
Quote from: sg1008 on October 04, 2013, 08:38:14 PM
Did anyone find the 'playing possum' reference the least bit amusing?

I thought it was funny.   :hyke:

Yay!  :asthing:
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #118 on: October 05, 2013, 09:29:18 AM »
Quote from: Lit on October 04, 2013, 03:49:30 PM
Some is actually growing in the garden from the bird seeds.

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Re: Get the fuck in here, possum.
« Reply #119 on: October 05, 2013, 11:48:10 AM »
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