A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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She left because I wouldn't ask her out for coffee. Its hard for the ladies to pretend to be casual and shit around me, because i'm so handsome and brilliant. They just want to fall on their backs and spread their legs when I swagger in.
You guys strongly misunderstand someones inclination to respond to a callout.Those of you who are callout fans, seem to divide it only by "bravery" or "fear"those who are brave must EAGER to run and defend themselves - they must FIGHT from being seen as small and weak - to grow big and strong - in the eyes of everyone.The callout is public, open, it is a visual duel and a piss contest, and I say again - it only works if _both_ parties have the inclination to eagerly angrandize themselves through a duel.I have never felt that need.A callout-fan will see that as fear, and I will still not care.The callouf-fan will then be totally out of idea, what what WHAT can the cause be? What is the reason? What is the logical composition of explanation that clarifies the position this person takes: HOW CAN HE NOT WANT TO RESPOND TO A CALLOUT!?How can this person lack the DESPERATE NEED to make himself APPEAR BIGGER in front of EVERYONE ELSE PUBLICLY?And I still won't care.So... I guess it will be a mystery for those who are big fans of callout, how certain people can see a callout and not care. You will probably still think "whatever, you're just afraid of callout! chicken! bwaaak bwak bwak!" and I STILL don't care.The only way to make me care about a callout, is to make it a bannable offense to not respond. Odeon?
I think I scared her off because I am fat and greasy.
I put a peg on my nose I think it is Semicolon's cheesy feet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
I left because of the smell
Do you wear sox with those?
Quote from: bodie on February 28, 2014, 03:43:08 PMDo you wear sox with those? If I did, how would the smell reach your pretty nose?