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Making fun of the bible.
« on: September 26, 2013, 02:00:10 PM »
LOL

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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2013, 02:01:47 PM »
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2013, 02:03:16 PM »
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2013, 02:04:06 PM »
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2013, 02:05:48 PM »


Tons more on youtube. I laughed so hard.
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2013, 02:13:22 PM »
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2013, 02:20:01 PM »


INTELLIGENT DESIGNLOL
« Last Edit: September 26, 2013, 02:21:56 PM by RageBeoulve »
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2013, 12:39:46 PM »
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

'nuff said.

Although really, who NEEDS to make fun of religion? as far as I can tell they all do a pretty damn good job of mockery themselves without us having to help along.
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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2013, 01:07:49 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on September 27, 2013, 12:39:46 PM
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

'nuff said.

Although really, who NEEDS to make fun of religion? as far as I can tell they all do a pretty damn good job of mockery themselves without us having to help along.

Its still funny dude.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2013, 01:17:59 PM »
I know. I just find it amusing how they are all busy slaughtering each other over their books of fairy tales, which if stripped down to the bare bones, are probably talking about the same fictional deity.

Not to mention the ubiquitous claims that the books are perfect and flawless and all true, yet full of direct contradictions. Thus they mock themselves pretty effectively..which is not to say that we can't help them along a bit.
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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2013, 05:24:40 PM »
And he will be able o find worthy women on all four corners of the earth.
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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2013, 06:17:30 PM »
Quote from: Lestat on September 27, 2013, 01:17:59 PM
I know. I just find it amusing how they are all busy slaughtering each other over their books of fairy tales, which if stripped down to the bare bones, are probably talking about the same fictional deity.

Not to mention the ubiquitous claims that the books are perfect and flawless and all true, yet full of direct contradictions. Thus they mock themselves pretty effectively..which is not to say that we can't help them along a bit.

Animating the direct contradictions is comedy gold to me.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2013, 06:18:43 PM »
Quote from: McMature on September 27, 2013, 05:24:40 PM
And he will be able o find worthy women on all four corners of the earth.

Both you and possum have this habit of saying the most ambiguous shit. Dude, I seriously have no idea what you are talking about most of the time. Do you actually talk this way?
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2013, 07:47:07 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 27, 2013, 06:18:43 PM
Quote from: McMature on September 27, 2013, 05:24:40 PM
And he will be able o find worthy women on all four corners of the earth.

Both you and possum have this habit of saying the most ambiguous shit. Dude, I seriously have no idea what you are talking about most of the time. Do you actually talk this way?
do you know the bible?

It actually says nearly this exact quote.

Gods words....lol.

Remember, the bible was written when people still believed the world is flat.




Stop being so insecure.
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Re: Making fun of the bible.
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2013, 09:10:32 PM »
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?




They fall through the holes in his hands.  :hahaha:
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