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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2013, 05:29:58 PM »
I wonder how many posts CBC will have when that happens. :apondering:

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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2013, 05:38:03 PM »
By then we will likely have the technology to rejuvenate the planet, that is if we haven't destroyed ourselves beforehand.
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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2013, 05:41:49 PM »
By then we will likely have the technology to rejuvenate the planet, that is if we haven't destroyed ourselves beforehand.

  Imagine what we might look like by then.   :lovelove:
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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2013, 06:46:21 PM »
By then we will likely have the technology to rejuvenate the planet, that is if we haven't destroyed ourselves beforehand.

  Imagine what we might look like by then.   :lovelove:

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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2013, 01:42:43 AM »
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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2013, 03:26:16 PM »
And I'll be 1,750,000,064 years old.  Guess which one will be more important?
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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2013, 10:37:02 PM »
We get swallowed by the sun

everyone moves to Mars

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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2013, 12:51:02 AM »
And I'll be 1,750,000,064 years old.  Guess which one will be more important?

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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2013, 12:52:42 AM »
Would Homo Erectus have needed Cialis?  ???

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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2013, 07:53:03 AM »
Would Homo Erectus have needed Cialis?  ???

Well on one hand we are here so they must not have but on the other they are gone :apondering:
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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2013, 08:05:38 AM »
Would Homo Erectus have needed Cialis?  ???

Well on one hand we are here so they must not have but on the other they are gone :apondering:
It's a conundrum alright.  :autism:

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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2013, 08:06:53 AM »
I love the fact that they haven't figured in Christs return. figures,  :zoinks:
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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2013, 08:06:55 AM »
Would Homo Erectus have needed Cialis?  ???

Well on one hand we are here so they must not have but on the other they are gone :apondering:
It's a conundrum alright.  :autism:

  It's a riddle within a mystery wrapped in an enigma.  :tard:
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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2013, 08:09:57 AM »
Would Homo Erectus have needed Cialis?  ???

Well on one hand we are here so they must not have but on the other they are gone :apondering:
It's a conundrum alright.  :autism:

  It's a riddle within a mystery wrapped in an enigma.  :tard:
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Re: Study: Earth will be uninhabitable in 1.75 billion years
« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2013, 04:36:48 PM »
We have the technology now to move the earth away to maintain a constant safe distance.  It will take a long time to matter, so moving a few asteroids here and there should take care of it.  Then again, eventually we'll become too close to Mars, so something will have to be done about that. 



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