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Sweden WTF???
« on: September 15, 2013, 04:44:56 PM »
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The Swedish National Food Agency (Livsmedelsverket) has confirmed that anal secretions from the beaver can be used to provide a taste similar to vanilla in baked goods and sweets.
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 :zombiefuck:

I wonder when they will begin serving beaver ass cookies at Ikea
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2013, 04:59:15 PM »
Quote from: Parts on September 15, 2013, 04:44:56 PM
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The Swedish National Food Agency (Livsmedelsverket) has confirmed that anal secretions from the beaver can be used to provide a taste similar to vanilla in baked goods and sweets.
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I wonder when they will begin serving beaver ass cookies at Ikea

Sorry Parts, it's old news already. And not only in Sweden. It can be a "natural ingredient" in your ice-cream too.

Who knows, what you had for dinner, or what kind of stuff was in the icing on your donut today.  :nerdy:

My brother is making jokes about this every time we have anything with a vanilla flavour at a family dinner. 
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2013, 05:00:55 PM »
 :orly: :viking:
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2013, 05:02:00 PM »
I do wonder who harvests this stuff though, and how.

(No, I do not really want to know, but I still want to wonder about it.)
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2013, 05:03:38 PM »
Ah, found out already. The glands are a side product, from hunting beavers for their fur.
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2013, 05:12:57 PM »
  This is definitely Lit's fault.  I thought so as soon as I saw the word  "anal."   :M
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2013, 05:19:48 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 15, 2013, 05:12:57 PM
  This is definitely Lit's fault.  I thought so as soon as I saw the word  "anal."   :M

And the FDA considers it a safe food addition, while Lit is the inventor of it?
The Americans are  :viking:
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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2013, 05:23:05 PM »
 :agreed:
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2013, 05:24:06 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 15, 2013, 05:19:48 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 15, 2013, 05:12:57 PM
  This is definitely Lit's fault.  I thought so as soon as I saw the word  "anal."   :M

And the FDA considers it a safe food addition, while Lit is the inventor of it?
The Americans are  :viking:

  This  little American is not brave!   *grabs beaver-free cookies and goes into hiding*   :hide:
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2013, 05:26:30 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 15, 2013, 05:24:06 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 15, 2013, 05:19:48 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 15, 2013, 05:12:57 PM
  This is definitely Lit's fault.  I thought so as soon as I saw the word  "anal."   :M

And the FDA considers it a safe food addition, while Lit is the inventor of it?
The Americans are  :viking:

  This  little American is not brave!   *grabs beaver-free cookies and goes into hiding*   :hide:

Are you sure they are beaver free? If it says "natural flavouring" you could be screwed. And, my guess is there are more beavers hunted in the USA than in Sweden. So, maybe you would be safer, buying Swedish cookies.  :orly:
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2013, 05:34:26 PM »
    Try my homemade cookies!
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2013, 05:34:49 PM »
Foods food. I don't give a shit.  :green:
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2013, 06:13:08 PM »
And I was told those little black specks in the vanilla  ice cream was the vanilla  beans seeds :GA:
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2013, 06:28:00 PM »
Quote from: Parts on September 15, 2013, 06:13:08 PM
And I was told those little black specks in the vanilla  ice cream was the vanilla  beans seeds :GA:

 

     Why yes.  Vanilla bean seeds.  That's what they are.  Heehee!
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Re: Sweden WTF???
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2013, 06:31:54 PM »
What I want to know is who licked the beaver's ass to find this out? :zombiefuck:
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