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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #885 on: October 15, 2014, 10:39:23 AM »
But did you read the thread? :P
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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #886 on: October 15, 2014, 04:50:59 PM »
A thread about Iowa made it to 59 pages??  :zombiefuck:

I've been to Iowa a few dozen times. There isn't enough in that state to write 59 pages about.

Ooh, look! a cow.  Ooh, look! corn!  Ooh, look! a barn.  Ooh, look! a silo!   ::)

Ooh, look! A blind person with a gun! :GA:
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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #887 on: October 15, 2014, 05:01:00 PM »
A thread about Iowa made it to 59 pages??  :zombiefuck:

I've been to Iowa a few dozen times. There isn't enough in that state to write 59 pages about.

Ooh, look! a cow.  Ooh, look! corn!  Ooh, look! a barn.  Ooh, look! a silo!   ::)

Ooh, look! A blind person with a gun! :GA:

Blind Iowans can sense their targets by smell alone!   :M

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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #888 on: October 15, 2014, 08:41:58 PM »
A thread about Iowa made it to 59 pages??  :zombiefuck:

I've been to Iowa a few dozen times. There isn't enough in that state to write 59 pages about.

Ooh, look! a cow.  Ooh, look! corn!  Ooh, look! a barn.  Ooh, look! a silo!   ::)

Ooh, look! A blind person with a gun! :GA:

Blind Iowans can sense their targets by smell alone!   :M

They're shooting at Massholes? :trollface:
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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #889 on: October 15, 2014, 10:58:10 PM »
A thread about Iowa made it to 59 pages??  :zombiefuck:

I've been to Iowa a few dozen times. There isn't enough in that state to write 59 pages about.

Ooh, look! a cow.  Ooh, look! corn!  Ooh, look! a barn.  Ooh, look! a silo!   ::)

Ooh, look! A blind person with a gun! :GA:

Blind Iowans can sense their targets by smell alone!   :M

I thought it was by fear. :zoinks:
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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #890 on: October 16, 2014, 03:22:59 AM »
A thread about Iowa made it to 59 pages??  :zombiefuck:

I've been to Iowa a few dozen times. There isn't enough in that state to write 59 pages about.

Ooh, look! a cow.  Ooh, look! corn!  Ooh, look! a barn.  Ooh, look! a silo!   ::)

Ooh, look! A blind person with a gun! :GA:

Blind Iowans can sense their targets by smell alone!   :M

I thought it was by fear. :zoinks:

Fear of tyranny! :viking:
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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #891 on: October 16, 2014, 01:48:58 PM »
:litigious:

It's OK. Just shoot everybody.
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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #892 on: October 16, 2014, 02:05:17 PM »
:litigious:

It's OK. Just shoot everybody.

We finally brought odeon over to our side!!!   :2thumbsup:

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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #893 on: October 16, 2014, 03:08:26 PM »
:litigious:

It's OK. Just shoot everybody.

We finally brought odeon over to our side!!!   :2thumbsup:

:woohoo:
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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #894 on: October 16, 2014, 10:57:05 PM »
The dark side, as well all know, has cookies.
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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #895 on: October 17, 2014, 06:27:10 AM »
The dark side, as well all know, has cookies.

Stand your ground... for cookies. :zoinks:
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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #896 on: October 18, 2014, 10:52:10 AM »
Or skittles. :heisenberg:
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #897 on: September 15, 2016, 05:01:13 PM »
:litigious:

It's OK. Just shoot everybody.

So do you own any guns now??

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Re: Iowa FTW
« Reply #898 on: September 15, 2016, 11:39:09 PM »
:litigious:

It's OK. Just shoot everybody.

So do you own any guns now??

No, I don't. I'm just not interested enough to buy one.
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